yella
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ffs fish bollocks, yer obsessed with yer fookin pushbike these days
Just back from Morocco
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uk_vette
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Sirus
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ok sorry mr yella .....how much stuff yur gonna fit in the back of yer beamer once you have yur golf clubs in??
yella
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yer wernt so fookin gobby when i got yer bumper was yer ????
uk_vette
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yella
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ooh look, a cast off from orrp
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why's it gorra have pigs in it?
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thas a gopher - norra pig!
yella
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oooh, i like yer gordon mr slob
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Ere' s'a good point Pikey. I wuz so bored ****less the only time I took the fekin ferry ter Spain I robbed a load of wine frum the posh restaurant when it wuz closed jest fer the fark of it. Dint even drink it, poured it cuz I wuz gunna be drivin'. Jest gave me sumat ter do!
Fkn hate ferries me. Floating fleecing houses.
I did discover if yer go for the one visit salad bar & put upturned baby octopussies all around the edge of yer bowl, yer can pile it up on them to about a foot high.............blimmin good value wiv a bit of creativity & sum help frum a few eight legged friends..........even if they is dead.
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Pikey
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Done that fill bottom of bowl with mayo & potatoe salad then go round with cucumber slice stood on edge, fill with owt else you want then repeat ring of cucumbers round bowl then fill with more salad then repeat with cucumber slices, at this point you can reinforce with carrot & celery sticks and cheese straws if they've got em. 6 layers was my record in Pizza Hut.
yella
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fookin salad?????
yer bunch o puffs
yer bunch o puffs
Grippa
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Cuz you survive on wot on a ferry? Seamen?
yella
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aye cos ferry crossings go on days and yer can starve ter death on em
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if yer planning on sleeping on the ferry, don't take that tony bullimore book along to read.
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yella
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yer could allus tek a pack up wi yer
