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johnny curt 1 said:

:clap2::clap2::clap2: great translation there doc :hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi ive now gotta try and hoover the coffee out of me laptop keys

ps ; ive just got back from the MOT station ..................cod its murder innit ........sat there for a ****in hour in the waiting room cant have a cic pacing the carpark ( worn a 16 foot long 3 foot deep groove in the tarmac for the fella to come out and say its a bloody good job yer done with that mate and heres yer certificate :jaw::5bparty::5bparty::5bparty:

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Forgottenpoppy said:

If he has previous for raping series' does that now make him a serial rapist??

Bad man for attempting this conversion!!!!!!! Series1=collectors piece.........leave it as one you raving lunatic!!!!

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Dr_evil said:

From the looks of past posts and threads its all vehicles! This man/child/compulsive bull****ter should not be allowed anywhere near motorised vehicles or antiques of any kind for their own safety

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Dr_evil said:

From the looks of past posts and threads its all vehicles! This man/child/compulsive bull****ter should not be allowed anywhere near motorised vehicles or antiques of any kind for their own safety

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jamesmartin said:

haha i like your translation ,been a while since he was last on ,wonder how his old lady is getting on it will be pure bull****

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Dr_evil said:

He's raped a series 1 1949 but cant make the engine fit properly cos the turbo on the supra engine is in the way, his camera is soaked and he's trying to fit Tdi hoses for the intetrcooler onto a twin turbo toyota supra lump

Also he's too **** to make the engine mounts to fit so it in properly and wants some illegal NOS to make the whole thing even more pointless

Until he manages to weld in the new x-member he's going to start on the 24spline ES axles, presume they're off a disco. Prior to this he took it in for a pre-mot check even though it doesn't need one but apparently the 860bhp engine was ratchet strapped in to the bay and he says that it's safe and legal for him to drive it like this and the mot centre didn't say anything, he's driving it round and the transplant hasn't been done properly




So to put it simply, he's taken a 1949 series one collectors piece as a project and turned it into something more useless than a k-series gaylander and now most probably non tax exempt. Ideally his hands should be removed from his arms and all tools melted down then formed into a cage in which to store this rapist of landrovers




This man is a fool and……is that……..yes,,, yes I do believe I smell ****…..coming from your mouth

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series 3 sweet 16 said:

mot centre was a mates by the way so and it were a ten ton rachet put on lol

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Soloby Rob said:

Lets have some piccies of this amasing transplant then cock nosher.

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