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i have series 1 and my ****in JST TWIN TURBO T-35ED VV TURBO LUMP AND BOX WONT ****IN LET ME MATE THE MOUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!! CAMARA IS ****ED WET THROUGH AND ALL MY TDI HOSES WILLNOT ****IN CXNTING MATE TO THE OUTLETS TURBO IS GETTING IN THE WAY TOOOOOOOOOO AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


help please?:mad::argue::eek::eek::scratching_chin::scratching_chin::scratching_chin::scratching_chin:
 
i have series 1 and my ****in JST TWIN TURBO T-35ED VV TURBO LUMP AND BOX WONT ****IN LET ME MATE THE MOUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!! CAMARA IS ****ED WET THROUGH AND ALL MY TDI HOSES WILLNOT ****IN CXNTING MATE TO THE OUTLETS TURBO IS GETTING IN THE WAY TOOOOOOOOOO AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


help please?:mad::argue::eek::eek::scratching_chin::scratching_chin::scratching_chin::scratching_chin:

Supra by the way is the box and luuuuuuummmmppppaa ****!!

And roughly translated it means what exactly :confused::confused:
 
series 1 1949.5 lol, AND IM TRYING AND ALMOST HAVE FITTED A TOYOTA JST TWIN TURBO LUMP AND BOX, AND YOU AINT HELPING WHEN IM TRYING TO FIT IT IN LOL!

I TOOK HER IN FOR PRE MOT DUE TO THIS EXEMPTION ****E, BUT 860.22.5HP ENGINE WAS RACHET STRAPED IN HAHAHA< ANYWAY I PASSED AS THEY CANT PULL ME OFF THE ROAD. BUT TRYING AND ALMOST HAVE PROPERLY DONE THE TRANSPLANT. it's the gearbox cross member i ****in knew it would be that cxnt!!!!!
 
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peeps like this should not be allowed to be custodians of our heritage, begon vile pest and sell the series to someone who will cherish it.:mad::D
 
He's raped a series 1 1949 but cant make the engine fit properly cos the turbo on the supra engine is in the way, his camera is soaked and he's trying to fit Tdi hoses for the intetrcooler onto a twin turbo toyota supra lump

Also he's too **** to make the engine mounts to fit so it in properly and wants some illegal NOS to make the whole thing even more pointless

Until he manages to weld in the new x-member he's going to start on the 24spline ES axles, presume they're off a disco. Prior to this he took it in for a pre-mot check even though it doesn't need one but apparently the 860bhp engine was ratchet strapped in to the bay and he says that it's safe and legal for him to drive it like this and the mot centre didn't say anything, he's driving it round and the transplant hasn't been done properly




So to put it simply, he's taken a 1949 series one collectors piece as a project and turned it into something more useless than a k-series gaylander and now most probably non tax exempt. Ideally his hands should be removed from his arms and all tools melted down then formed into a cage in which to store this rapist of landrovers




This man is a fool and&#8230;&#8230;is that&#8230;&#8230;..yes,,, yes I do believe I smell ****&#8230;..coming from your mouth
 
This man is a fool and……is that……..yes,,, yes I do believe I smell ****…..coming from your mouth


Do you remember him the first time round:confused:

All he spouts is incomprehensible ****e and when you can decypher it, it's just unbelievable ****e.:rolleyes:
 
Do you remember him the first time round:confused:

All he spouts is incomprehensible ****e and when you can decypher it, it's just unbelievable ****e.:rolleyes:

Yes he called me when I was selling mine to try and buy it, wanted to pay in instalments at about £10 a week. Didn't really have the heart to laugh at him then put the phone down as I thought he was mentally retarded

I have however attempted to make sense of it as above :p
 
He's raped a series 1 1949 but cant make the engine fit properly cos the turbo on the supra engine is in the way, his camera is soaked and he's trying to fit Tdi hoses for the intetrcooler onto a twin turbo toyota supra lump

Also he's too **** to make the engine mounts to fit so it in properly and wants some illegal NOS to make the whole thing even more pointless

Until he manages to weld in the new x-member he's going to start on the 24spline ES axles, presume they're off a disco. Prior to this he took it in for a pre-mot check even though it doesn't need one but apparently the 860bhp engine was ratchet strapped in to the bay and he says that it's safe and legal for him to drive it like this and the mot centre didn't say anything, he's driving it round and the transplant hasn't been done properly




So to put it simply, he's taken a 1949 series one collectors piece as a project and turned it into something more useless than a k-series gaylander and now most probably non tax exempt. Ideally his hands should be removed from his arms and all tools melted down then formed into a cage in which to store this rapist of landrovers




This man is a fool and……is that……..yes,,, yes I do believe I smell ****…..coming from your mouth


Be a good lad and tell him to stop fooking shouting and peeps might be more obliging ... :cool:
 
:clap2::clap2::clap2: great translation there doc :hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi ive now gotta try and hoover the coffee out of me laptop keys

ps ; ive just got back from the MOT station ..................cod its murder innit ........sat there for a ****in hour in the waiting room cant have a cic pacing the carpark ( worn a 16 foot long 3 foot deep groove in the tarmac for the fella to come out and say its a bloody good job yer done with that mate and heres yer certificate :jaw::5bparty::5bparty::5bparty:
 
:clap2::clap2::clap2: great translation there doc :hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi ive now gotta try and hoover the coffee out of me laptop keys

ps ; ive just got back from the MOT station ..................cod its murder innit ........sat there for a ****in hour in the waiting room cant have a cic pacing the carpark ( worn a 16 foot long 3 foot deep groove in the tarmac for the fella to come out and say its a bloody good job yer done with that mate and heres yer certificate :jaw::5bparty::5bparty::5bparty:

hahaha I try not to drink stuff when reading stuff on here :p


Good news mate :D I need to get mine going this weekend or at least closer to going, wammers has told me what to do so I'll be on it at night with a headtorch on again if need be :) its ready for the MOT as soon as it gets its arse moving :doh:
 
:clap2::clap2::clap2: great translation there doc :hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi ive now gotta try and hoover the coffee out of me laptop keys

ps ; ive just got back from the MOT station ..................cod its murder innit ........sat there for a ****in hour in the waiting room cant have a cic pacing the carpark ( worn a 16 foot long 3 foot deep groove in the tarmac for the fella to come out and say its a bloody good job yer done with that mate and heres yer certificate :jaw::5bparty::5bparty::5bparty:

Pleased for you mate,:D

And we'll done dr on the translation:D
 
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