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Oh Deer

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My little Disco I proved itself last weekend.

Yanked out a Ford f-150 buried down to its tail lights and pulled out a lifted, 4x4, 8,000lb Dodge Ram 2500 out twice. It accomplished that with street tires sitting on wet, slimy mud.

I'm the only one to not get stuck that night. :cool:
 
You should have them stickers on your door like the planes did in WW1&2....
You could start off with ford stickers, then add vauxhall, Suzuki etc...
 
I didn't call you a liar, indeed I challenge you to demonstrate where in my post I have done so.

I have merely stated the informal forum rule, which has been oft quoted elsewhere, and as agreed by nathan, no pics = didn't happen.

As for taking pics behind the wheel, although many have done this, I would not condone such reckless and dangerous behaviour. Indeed, you are to be congratulated, as you have taken part in one of the very few recoveries I am aware of where the driver of the recovering vehicle has obviously not had to leave the drivers seat (by your own admission).

Again, I would not condone this, as I myself would want to see where the recovery rope / strap etc was attached to my vehicle, and also the vehicle I was recovering, as well as checking ground conditions, run off route, hidden obstructions conditions of the rope / strap etc.

maybe things are different in texas, as you sure don't have much of a sense of humour.
 
I didn't call you a liar, indeed I challenge you to demonstrate where in my post I have done so.

I have merely stated the informal forum rule, which has been oft quoted elsewhere, and as agreed by nathan, no pics = didn't happen.

As for taking pics behind the wheel, although many have done this, I would not condone such reckless and dangerous behaviour. Indeed, you are to be congratulated, as you have taken part in one of the very few recoveries I am aware of where the driver of the recovering vehicle has obviously not had to leave the drivers seat (by your own admission).

Again, I would not condone this, as I myself would want to see where the recovery rope / strap etc was attached to my vehicle, and also the vehicle I was recovering, as well as checking ground conditions, run off route, hidden obstructions conditions of the rope / strap etc.

maybe things are different in texas, as you sure don't have much of a sense of humour.


Thats the second yank in a couple of days without a sense of humour:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Again, I would not condone this, as I myself would want to see where the recovery rope / strap etc was attached to my vehicle, and also the vehicle I was recovering, as well as checking ground conditions, run off route, hidden obstructions conditions of the rope / strap etc.

No. I have no sense of humor what so ever. None.

I may have put a little bit too much faith in the people whom hooked the snatch strap to my hitch. Well, hell it worked, so maybe I didn't. I wasn't too terribly concerned with their vehicles.

Mind you this was at night and off-roading was not the main purpose of the trip. The main purpose was to get out to the bonfire. This also was all after dark.

Lets paint a picture here. Your out in the flats(I.E. its fairly flat with lots of sand, and goopy ass mud) right beside the bay. To the far left you have a fence. To the right of the fence you have a thin trail, to the right of that you have some thick brush and trees, to the right of that you have the "bottomless mud pit", and to the right of that is the bay. Move forward and right a little you have a series of ditches filled with water and patches of deep mud. The majority of this area was actually submerged under an inch or two of water. The depth and mud content of these ditches varries from extremely shallow and hard packed to a few feet deep and full of bad-ass mud. There is one winding path to get through this area to the trail. You had to be familiar with the area to know where this path was. Image trying to navigate this at night. I was very familiar with this area having been there multiple times when in was completely dry. I still managed to screw up once though.

This is a two year old image of the area when it was "dry". Its changed some since then
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I'm sitting at the bonfire about 100-150 yards away on the other side of the trail watching people trying to go through what was described above and waiting for them to call me to get them unstuck. I was the only other truck there for a while.

The guy in the 2wd ford was unfamiliar with the area, went the wrong way, and end up with his rear-end in a ditch. The water was up to his tail lights. They had tied a snatch strap around something underneath the front of the ford by the time I had got there and turned around. They just hooked the loop of the snatch strap around the hitch on my Disco. This was not the most intelligent thing ever, but I wasn't planning on pulling too hard so I let it slide. I was sitting on the relatively firm ground at the start of the trail, it was starting to become slick from the constant splashing of the trucks going through. I pulled the strap tight, and waited for him to get ready. When I got the signal from him I gave it a little gas and it pulled right out. The mud wasn't too terribly bad in that ditch because later that night I accidentally hit the same place he got stuck and was able to get out.

First time with the Dodge went about the same, except I pulled him out backwards.

The second time with the Dodge was a little harder. He had actually buried the front down in the worst place possible like an idiot. The first time I tried to pull him all I did was spin. I stopped, put the CDL on and some how some slack end up in the snatch strap. I ended up jerking him pretty good and he popped out.


@The "Where did I call you a liar" in an above post. You posted an image with the text that read "This thread is unless without pictures". Which suggests that I am lying about what happen in this thread, that is unless I completely misunderstood what you meant by it.
 
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@above: What? After he got jerked he managed to get enough traction to start moving.

Actually, now, I remember posting another thread with a similar result of "Pics or you're lieing". Is Europe full of liars or is it just this forum?

Luls

Note to self: Document -everything- with pictures if I think I might post it here. Wait to be called a liar, provide pictures.

I don't know why I keep putting time in trying to convince a bunch of people on the internet I'm not lying. I've got the bragging rights here, where they matter.

I gave you what happened. Its up to you whether you believe it or not.

Good day.
 
I don't enjoy being called a liar...

How do you expect me to take pictures while behind the wheel?
Now now Oh Deer: What you have described is very hard to accept! Now we all know that things are bigger in Texas as well as the stories being told. You should of taken a picture of it first and then have some one take it as you were doing the deed.

So from one Yank to a Texans show the proof as these Brits will call you on it , as well as myself. But your story as it stands is pure BULL.

There is a saying : There are only 2 things in Texas Queers and Steers, which are you, as you don't have horns on your head:D:D:D
 
you don't have horns on your head:D:D:D

How do you know? You've never scene me.

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I don't see how its that hard to believe...

Its not like I'm saying I pulled a truck out that was buried up to its windows.

These trucks weren't dug in deep(the second time the Dodge buried the front pretty deep, but he still had his rear wheels on solid ground), the mud was just slick and hard to get any traction on. I just tugged them enough to allow them to gain enough traction to get out.

Maybe you're picturing the predicament the trucks were in worse than I am trying to describe. I actually didn't have much faith my land rover would be able to pull them out, but it did.

You people are insulting a British automobile right now, you realize that? A little British jeep humiliated some of Detroit's finest, and you guys are crying foul. Are you limeys saying that some redneck trucks are too much for your beloved Land Rovers to handle?
 
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How do you know? You've never scene me.

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I don't see how its that hard to believe...

Its not like I'm saying I pulled a truck out that was buried up to its windows.

These trucks weren't dug in deep(the second time the Dodge buried the front pretty deep, but he still had his rear wheels on solid ground), the mud was just slick and hard to get any traction on. I just tugged them enough to allow them to gain enough traction to get out.

Maybe you're picturing the predicament the trucks were in worse than I am trying to describe. I actually didn't have much faith my land rover would be able to pull them out, but it did.

You people are insulting a British automobile right now, you realize that? A little British jeep humiliated some of Detroit's finest, and you guys are crying foul. Are you limeys saying that some redneck trucks are too much for your beloved Land Rovers to handle?

Chill out man, these guys are only trying to wind you up and it's working bloody well :doh: As I'm sure you've heard before you need a thick skin and a sense of humour to get on around here, so lighten up and take it in the jovial way it is intended........or go to LRO:rolleyes:
 
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