L322 I swore I wouldn't

gold rover · Dec 25, 2018

kurtjohnson10 said:
I was out with a pal of mine who is a jock yesterday, as he was drying his teabag out to reuse he told me that not all Jocks are tight.
Too be fair never met a tight one yet, very friendly folk in my opinion.
There are tight and miserable in all walks of life. My ex mother in law for one

There's humour, which this post is. Then there's racism, which Datatek's was . I'm still waiting to see the answer from the op.
Merry Christmas

DanClarke · Dec 25, 2018

Good luck with your L322 @ukadamwest

fanatic · Dec 25, 2018

Let’s hope you have pockets that can buy a football team, otherwise unless it has a bumper to bumper warranty- it will be like buying heroin and hookers daily.

Datatek · Dec 25, 2018

gold rover said:
There's humour, which this post is. Then there's racism, which Datatek's was . I'm still waiting to see the answer from the op.
Merry Christmas

The parsimonious nature of the Scots is legendary, something I experienced when I had an office in Cupar.
I'm sorry but you are an example of a segment of UK society that are so far up their own back passages that they look for offence everywhere.

ukadamwest · Dec 25, 2018

fanatic said:
Let’s hope you have pockets that can buy a football team, otherwise unless it has a bumper to bumper warranty- it will be like buying heroin and hookers daily.

Well everyone has to have a hobby. the heroin supply has dried up in my area. I'll probably end up hooking to pay to keep it running.

ukadamwest · Dec 25, 2018

gold rover said:
There's humour, which this post is. Then there's racism, which Datatek's was . I'm still waiting to see the answer from the op.
Merry Christmas

Definitely weather related.

gold rover · Dec 25, 2018

ukadamwest said:
Definitely weather related.

Hmmmmmm............ I believe ya

kurtjohnson10 · Dec 25, 2018

gold rover said:
There's humour, which this post is. Then there's racism, which Datatek's was . I'm still waiting to see the answer from the op.
Merry Christmas

merry xmas mate - i was just trying to bring a smile from the situation, nothing else

gold rover · Dec 25, 2018

kurtjohnson10 said:
merry xmas mate - i was just trying to bring a smile from the situation, nothing else

And it worked

Henry_b · Dec 25, 2018

ukadamwest said:
the heroin supply has dried up in my area.

biketeacherdave · Dec 25, 2018

And...... breath

kds · Dec 25, 2018

raywin said:
Enjoy Christmas

Got all the way down here and still no punch line of "its the last one you`ll be able to afford " @ukadamwest

ukadamwest · Dec 25, 2018

Henry_b said:

The L322 has drug dealer exhaust on it. it's being replaced by the before I collect.

gold rover said:
Hmmmmmm............ I believe ya

Glad to hear it

I have bridge for sale in London.

Henry_b · Dec 25, 2018

ukadamwest said:
The L322 has drug dealer exhaust on it. it's being replaced by the before I collect. I suppose there

Glad to hear it

I have bridge for sale in London.

Hasn't got blacked out windows and 22" wheels has it

gold rover · Dec 25, 2018

ukadamwest said:
The L322 has drug dealer exhaust on it. it's being replaced by the before I collect. I suppose there

Glad to hear it

I have bridge for sale in London.

Can you transport it, on a flat bed, white merc?

1988smithy · Dec 25, 2018

ukadamwest said:
the Midlands!

Lock yer doors

gold rover said:
Can you transport it, on a flat bed, white merc?

I know a garage in Wolverhampton

ukadamwest · Dec 25, 2018

gold rover said:
Can you transport it, on a flat bed, white merc?

Put it in its natural habitat you mean !

gold rover · Dec 25, 2018

1988smithy said:
Lock yer doors

I know a garage in Wolverhampton

I've heard they're very reliable

gold rover · Dec 25, 2018

ukadamwest said:
Put it in its natural habitat you mean !

The bridge?

ukadamwest · Dec 25, 2018

1988smithy said:
Lock yer doors

I know a garage in Wolverhampton

I'm in the home counties... we need a visa past toddington services. And even then we have to be monitored.

Though once I've collected it I may drive to nice country village and find a house with a for sale sign and stop outside and say really loudly into my phone 'Ya! Ya! Tell the bank I'll be back to work next week, just found the most dahling weekend cottage!'.... just to scare the locals

(Making up for ribbing the jocks)

L322 I swore I wouldn't

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