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Decathlon, Chris Phillipo <
[email protected]> left Shakespeare
to the monkeys by typing...
>In article <[email protected]>,
>[email protected]/OMEGA says...
>> No one has given me a clear answer on how tough Land Rovers are.
>> Especially compared to the Hummer (military version) or the other
>> military vehicles like the Unimog.
>>
>> Would the LR be able to be a cheaper replacement for normal
>> military usage by the US military?
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>No, the US military would require that they be reverse engineered and
>redesigned then built in a US plant by US union works for a total cost
>for $150,000 each.
You'd only be able to buy a licence to use the vehicle.
It'd be slowww
Full of bugs
Crash twice a day
People would borrow it every night for deliveries
Every so often it would head off blindly to pick up passengers without
you.
it would keep a record of everywhere you'd ever driven in it
The back door would never close properly
The front door-locks would be made of cheese
Only the manufacturer would be able to fit parts (without you watching)
(and would mysteriously make other parts break).
It would stop every so often, for no reason.
It would be built specifically to not match any standards already set,
and its own new proprietary set would be defined as the new industry
standard.
It would work best with vehicles from the same manufacturer, on terrain
approved by same, and would even prevent the occupants from seeing other
manufacturer's vehicles at all
It would have a front steamroller attachment for driving over everyone
else's vehicles
A few years ago a vehicle was built to the above specs but it failed
instantly on testing - nobody had thought to fit any cupholders <g>
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