How to persuade the wife?
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steviebabes
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Why do you want to share your lovely 110 with her? If we know your purpose, we'll be better at thinking-up lies for you to tell her 
Trewey
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sell Sanatogen Fate
buy 110
give wummin keys to 110, saying "like it or **** off"
simples.
buy 110
give wummin keys to 110, saying "like it or **** off"
simples.
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Why do you want to share your lovely 110 with her? If we know your purpose, we'll be better at thinking-up lies for you to tell her
Got a lovely pick up myself and just want a family LR too.
Dogging?
666 george
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I have almost the same problem, she loves the Disco but she hates my 90.
One day it will come to me just giving her the key to a 110 & telling her to get on with
One day it will come to me just giving her the key to a 110 & telling her to get on with
biggeeeee
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Ask John Wayne Bobbit the American, he is the only one on here who knows how to treat a lady apparently.
juiceyv8
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Use a taser to get her in.......
steviebabes
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It might jeopardise the marriage somewhat, but I see how that might work.
saxmanuk
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Tell her that tombraider girl drove a defender and of course she looks the spitting image of angelina!
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....the impossible takes a little bit longer....:behindsofa:
" Hello soulmate, you look especially lovely today. Do you think that Santa Fe really suits your image ? They are not a bad car but a mate was telling me that really confident feminine women are secure enough to drive Land Rovers, his wife has had a 110 for nearly ten years now and absolutely loves it. She says it has made her a much better driver, apparently she went on a LandRover experience course and it convinced her that no other car would do. I was looking on the website and they have this special offer for late bookings, do you want to go ? I`ll look after the kids/dogs/horses.................
And I think that Santa Fe might make your bum look a bit big"
And I think that Santa Fe might make your bum look a bit big"
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