hot weather tips

ming · Jul 18, 2006

Hi. . .Good tip from zog, in extreme hot weather like wot we got,put ya thunders in freezer for half hour, then stick em on, , ,ah so cool, lasts for bout 20mins, health and safety warning,on zog we take personal hygiene very seriously,so make sure yer thunders are clean if ya got food in ya freezer[i always change ma thunders after three skidders] hope this helps ,best oh luck. . .

ming · Jul 18, 2006

In these extream hot conditions never leave ya dog/pets in ya motor even for a min , i left Mrs MING in the motor fer ten mins yesterday and when i got back she was mad und moody[got a good whippin last night]. . .

marksurry · Jul 18, 2006

In these extreme hot conditions DON'T leave chocolate bars on the dash board. They'll be hard to eat and you're likely to get it all over the seats.

ming · Jul 18, 2006

marksurry said:
In these extreme hot conditions DON'T leave chocolate bars on the dash board. They'll be hard to eat and you're likely to get it all over the seats.

Also petrol cans, aerosols,zap guns,baby's ,i know this seems like common sense but you'd be amazed how many earthlings forget, , , ,

mondo · Jul 18, 2006

Scuuwze me Mr Ming! Mr. Surry

Is this a sensible post that everyone may participate?,one that contains usefull and informative help pertaining to the ownership and maintainance of our much loved mode of transport,
If so, with reference to "things not to leave in the hippo",add to he above list
MILK Stored in a seperate container(Jam Jar), to accompany one's Cornflakes
At 10 O'clock.
Secondly, Do not enter the hot vehice wearing only Shorts
Cos the Leathers seats av just burnt the backs o me legs,By beggery dose it sting, Quickest ive ever got out me motor,

Thirdly,
If not! Can we just take the ****, Or will the staights complain agen

willo · Jul 18, 2006

Important notice to all readers:

Please replace "backdoor" by "tailgate", thanks.

Hi all,
Think this deserves a place in this hot weather tips item as I like to drive with the backdoorwindow down all the way and the driver's window down as well, if the trip is not too far no need to even put the A/C (which is poor anyway) on, so read the below and take your advantage of it if it wasn't known (which it wasn't by me and I drive mine since jan 9th 2001)

Don't know whether the following is generally known but in all the
threads I've read on the different forums it was, as far as I'm concerned,
never mentioned, thus thought to give it a go.
It's about the backdoor's (3rd or 5th door) window, by accident I found
out this one also works the same as the driver's door with the "tip touch"
command, I used to keep my finger on the knob until the window was completely
down but today my finger slipped off the knob, just touched it a fraction
and I saw lower the window completely, so I brought it up again and did
test it properly by briefly touching the knob and down completely it went
again, then I did as before and kept the knob pressed until a certain point
and as soon as the knob released the window stops. Thought this might be
handy to know, sorry if this was all known already and that I took some of
your time. Ciao.

mondo · Jul 18, 2006

Erm! Nope, I didnt know either,
Just off to try it now.

You dont have a photo do yer Willo?

mondo · Jul 18, 2006

He's only bloody right!
It dose.

And the Air con dosent like the hot weather

willo · Jul 18, 2006

mondo said:
Erm! Nope, I didnt know either,
Just off to try it now.

You dont have a photo do yer Willo?

I knew I'm right on this, I tried it a couple of times as I didn't want to risk any mistake with the lot overhere ....

When you try to bring it up from full down to halfway up for example it won't accept, it then goes down completely again, which is normal. There it differs from the driver's door.

And a photo of what/who mondo, of my tailgate ??

mondo · Jul 18, 2006

willo said:
And a photo of what/who mondo, of my tailgate ??

yes please

I like your photos

willo · Jul 18, 2006

As you asked so nicely ...

mondo · Jul 18, 2006

Could you do one with the window UP,

Just so we know you wernt lieing

willo · Jul 18, 2006

mondo said:
Could you do one with the window UP,
Just so we know you wernt lieing

As requested, but unfortunately I washed the rear window this afternoon and it's so clean the reflection is that strong that the camera got all mixed up with the below picture as result. If you really want one with the window up you'll have to wait for another month or two to have it become dirty enough again not to fool the camera...

(By the way, I'm off now, I need my beautysleep you see).

mondo · Jul 18, 2006

Here what it should look like willo

GRUNT · Jul 18, 2006

I have a tip for us tractor drivers, but it could I suppose go for any vehicle.

Any old how if you are driving with your windows down, and your wading plugs are on the top of the dash they can and did roll along the dash and exit the vehicle via the open window, it's not easy pretending they have nothing to do with you when they land on the bonnet of the car traveling alongside you!

tinytdi · Jul 19, 2006

Here's my top tip that I have found out to be a flukey summer treat.
When buying a new leather interior for ya hippo - always go for a 3 door interior as opposed to the 5 door variety regardless of the number of doors you actually have. When leaving the vehicle for prolonged periods in the sun simply flip the drivers seat forward and when you return - viola! No burned botty!!

mondo · Jul 19, 2006

ming said:
Hi. . .Good tip from zog, in extreme hot weather like wot we got,put ya thunders in freezer for half hour, then stick em on, ,

SAFTEY WARNING!!!!!

Dont forget to take them out

I forgot Left mine in overnight, Defrost in microwave 12 min

Warm wet undies
Not nice!!!!

ming · Jul 19, 2006

Mrs Ming puts her feet in a bowl of cold water, ive told her orft as her foot could slip off the brake pedal. . .

marksurry · Jul 19, 2006

mondo said:
Defrost in microwave 12 min

Warm wet undies
Not nice!!!!

12 minutes? What type of crazy underpowered microwave do you have? Surprised you didn't opt for the 1.8 litre Hippo too

ming · Jul 19, 2006

Are poor earth dog [Porky] wont get in the motor unless i switch the ac on a long time before he gets in, anyone else got a problem like this, so now i have to wait twice once fer Mrs Ming ta put her war robe on and now the bloody mutt. . .

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