I think I speak for all of us, on here, that detest the ejoke, when I say , we know all that. However, LZ is a 'safe space', where we can vent our dislike of the cheapening of a marque. I think, might be wrong, that most of us would have left JLRs little pander toy, to it's school run owners, had JLR called it a Land Rover Evoque. However, putting the Range Rover branding on it, whilst appealing to these who want the name but not the price, cheapened the JLR flagship. Rather than a vehicle to aspire to , it is now aligned with just another estate car.
You may notice, the Velar does not get the same venom, possibly because it is not a cheap , little, school run, 2 wheel drive, estate
Steps down from Speaker's Corner and sits on my soap box