ratty
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Hello? or goodbye?
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slob
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yule need to make a appointment with mrs ming
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Pikey
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Thas wot ah thought. They call im ratty cos he's alway getting in to tight little places & where ever there's **** you'll find ratty.
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Sending for the Chutney Ferret CATCHER - - - - ERRRCHHHHHHHHH 
In the meantime, I'm emergrating to anywhere where men are MEN and wimin are FREE
(and preferably LOTS of OFF ROADS so I can drive down the STRAIGHT and narrow
In the meantime, I'm emergrating to anywhere where men are MEN and wimin are FREE
(and preferably LOTS of OFF ROADS so I can drive down the STRAIGHT and narrow
ratty
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I am hoping you mean playing in **** in my landy but I get that funny feeling you aint
disco_steve
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I am hoping you mean playing in **** in my landy but I get that funny feeling you aint
Just for the record . . .
Sh1t = MUD, GOO, BOG, MARSH . . .anything that LR's get stuck in, and it has ABSOLUTELY no ovver meanings in Mrs DS's dickshunry
ratty
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Just for the record . . .
Sh1t = MUD, GOO, BOG, MARSH . . .anything that LR's get stuck in,
Me thinks you forgot to mention traffic on the M25.
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That's WORSE than sh1t . . . used to live near Junc 28, and travel to junc 23 (and back) every day . . . but . . .
I escaped to Gloucestershire - biggest prob now is getting stuck behind a traaacktor
I escaped to Gloucestershire - biggest prob now is getting stuck behind a traaacktor
ratty
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Until last year I used to spend two or three days a week stuck on the M25 in my truck. Now I get to play around the back lanes of somerset instead. It's so much better.
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Nowt wrong wid jct 28!Thats my manor!and you need to know the short cuyts!ie dont go on the 25 at all!
disco_steve
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Kno them V well, lived jus past Billericay for over 10 years (was born in Dartford - so me roots, branches an green lanes is all in that locale !!
It's quite bizzare why as somebody quoted you joined a forum to complain, if you went to a resturant and it had bugs running all over the place would you order a meal, then complain, or just fxxx off. Why waste your energy and other peeps by this ****e. It's peeps like you that creep into clubs and moan the ****e out of everybody and eventually fxxx it up for everybody, join the green people or some other ****e an give us peace ya ****.
Bet ya aint even got a 4x4.
Bet ya aint even got a 4x4.
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ditto!
must be one o them panzies wots neva cussed in his life and faint if he gets told ta fook orf. if ya own a landy ya cuss a lot...tis part o the "ownership experience" ya old goat!!
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unless yu gorra RR
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unless yu gorra RR
if u got one o them, u jus shoot yerself an get it over with
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Hau Ouen.
ere do yu know worra "floppy" is?
ere do yu know worra "floppy" is?
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yup...dark skinned, curly hair, flat nose. generally do that when they ****ed or confused. why?
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ooo thas different! - i was told it was a "dead terrorist"!
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or the old data medium used back wen noah wuz still trying ta fill up his yacht.
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