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"Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in
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> Willem-Jan Markerink wrote:
>> "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>
>>> Willem-Jan Markerink wrote:
>>>> "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>
>>>>> Willem-
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You missed the TopGear episode where they try to trash a
>>>>>>>>>> Toyota pickup, and it keeps running and running like a
>>>>>>>>>> perverted Duracell Bunny?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, Ive seen that - nothing that an old Series Land Rover
>>>>>>>>> couldn't do - after all a modern Hilux is about as high tech as
>>>>>>>>> a 1950's SII
>>>>>>>>> - leaf springs, old fashioned diesel engine etc etc. Shame they
>>>>>>>>> rust so easily or you might see lots of them still in use when
>>>>>>>>> they are 40 years old like you do Land Rovers. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There is no use being left with only an alloy body, once the
>>>>>>>> rest has crumbled to r/dust.
>>>>>>>> I don't know any brand that has so much supply of new frames &
>>>>>>>> bulkheads than Land Rover....
)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thats because no other vehicle lasts long enough to need a new
>>>>>>> chassis, you just throw away old jap-crap.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's also why so many LR's lost their original engine and
>>>>>> axles?....
)
>>>>>>
>>>>> Heh? My 1959 SII has it's original chassis, bulkhead, axles and
>>>>> engine - admittedly it's only done 307,000 miles so it's only just
>>>>> run in but the British Army owned it for the first 11 years of it's
>>>>> life. Be amazed if I ever see a 45 year old toymota that has
>>>>> survived army life and still beats new jap stuff off-road. . . . .
>>>>> . .
>>>>
>>>> Never been to Africa, eh?....
)
>>>
>>> Plenty of times - it's nice and dry - suits jap stuff.
>>>
>>>> And talking offroad: since when can stock LR-axles take lockers
>>>> without snapping like pretzels?
>>>
>>> Since when have they needed them? I realise the jappies have such
>>> little axle travel you need to fit lockers to drive up a kerb, but
>>> properly designed off-roaders don't.
>>
>> Nonsense, even on a flat surface you can get stuck on a patch of ice
>> on one side.
>>
> In a toyota.
I knew different laws of hydraulics applied to LR's, but different rules of
reology too?....
)
Nobody gets anywhere with only a length-wise locked drivetrain on a hill
with the left side on dry road, and the right side on a strip of ice.
>>>> We once had a 109, and in the end we started stocking those
>>>> halfshafts ourselves....even looking at the 4wd button on hard
>>>> pavement was enough to hear it pop....
)
>>>>
>>> I can't be held responsible for your incompetence. They are strong
>>> enough for the British Army, it must be you who is wrong. Tell me
>>> which decent armies use Toyotas then?
>>
>> Never been to Africa, eh?....
)
>
> Plenty of times, can't you read?
Western armies like to spend time & money on maintenance....African armies
don't....
)
>> The Humvee also only survives in the US-army because they have plenty
>> of repair/maintenance on hand, in the field. Ask civilian Hummer
>> owners....
) African armies don't like that concept either, so they
>> choose Toyota.
>>
> I don't have a Hummvee. Very impressive - african armies - LOL! And
> don't forget the Taliban - LMAO!
>
>> Heck, even the probably richest army in the world, Saoudi-Arabia
>> and/or Oman, uses huge fleets of Toyota's (and Pinzgauers), not LR.
>>
> Bwhahahahahaha. Let me think - how many important wars have those armies
> won? Proper armies don't use toymotas, just these little ****ant ones
> that never go to war like the ones you list. PS - the Pinzgauer is
> British now. . . . . .
Yeah, and all of a sudden they can't make a decent manual 5sp
anymore....even a generic EU-homologation seems out of the window
currently....
Anyway, buying Teutonic inventions is always easier than doing your own
commercial failure, like with the FC101....
)
>>>>>> I mean, it's better to order a fiberglass, alloy or SS replica
>>>>>> Cruiser body than start the other way around....
)
>>>>>>
>>>>> Good grief - it's embarrassing enough to be seen in a Toyota, let
>>>>> alone extending their life beyond the normal 5 years by fitting a
>>>>> body made out of the same stuff as the dashboard. . . . . . :-(
>>>>
>>>> At least you can bang your head on it, when (not if) you have a
>>>> stuck LR blocking your way for the gazillionst time....
)
>>>>
>>> Only Toymotas I see are on the end of a rope attached to my nato
>>> hitch while I pull them out of muddy car parks and other such
>>> difficult terrain.
>>
>> That's how we snapped half-shafts on our 109 too, by towing....
)
>>
> Well I never have and all those toymotas I tow out with all that chrome
> and velour seats are heavy you know - maybe you should learn to drive.
But pray tell, why are there dozens of aftermarket halfshafts for LR's
available, and virtually none for TLC's?....
)
And why can't no aftermarket locker survive on a stock LR halfshaft, and
why even with a locker a TLC still doesn't need an aftermarket halfshaft?
>>>>>> The only sad thing is that they don't offer complete
>>>>>> fiber/alloy/SS FJ55 bodies....;((
>>>>>> (but even in misery-climate UK several have survived....
)
>>>>>
>>>>> True, but then Toymotas just aren't up to harsh climates like
>>>>> Britain - best keep them in a heated garage if you want then to
>>>>> last. . . ;-)
>>>>
>>>> Or hose them off every day, like in the military, you cheater!
>>>
>>> You could hose your jap toys off every hour, they will still get
>>> towed to the scrappy by a LR 3 or 4 times their age eventually. . .
>>> . . .
>>
>> It's almost gerontofilia to keep them around for so long, and
>> rebuilding them time after time....
)
>
> Hahahaha. You really don't know what you are talking about do you? The
> vast majority of old Land Rovers are run by people who've owned them for
> years and barely change the oil, let alone rebuild them! Just face
> facts, you will never see as many old Toyotas on the roads as you will
> Land Rovers because Toymotas aren't designed to last.
I know the staggering amount of ads for complete replacement frames,
bulkheads etc etc....you won't find that for Land Cruisers.
Btw, read a lovely report on a mailinglist, doing research on the origin of
a capstan winch, from his father in law....someone suggested Land
Rover....but that was dismissed quickly, because his father in law was by
far not rich enough to keep up with maintenance cost....
)
--
Bye,
Willem-Jan Markerink
The desire to understand
is sometimes far less intelligent than
the inability to understand
<[email protected]>
[note: 'a-one' & 'en-el'!]
news:[email protected]:
> Willem-Jan Markerink wrote:
>> "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Willem-Jan Markerink wrote:
>>>> "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> Willem-
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You missed the TopGear episode where they try to trash a
>>>>>>>>>> Toyota pickup, and it keeps running and running like a
>>>>>>>>>> perverted Duracell Bunny?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, Ive seen that - nothing that an old Series Land Rover
>>>>>>>>> couldn't do - after all a modern Hilux is about as high tech as
>>>>>>>>> a 1950's SII
>>>>>>>>> - leaf springs, old fashioned diesel engine etc etc. Shame they
>>>>>>>>> rust so easily or you might see lots of them still in use when
>>>>>>>>> they are 40 years old like you do Land Rovers. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There is no use being left with only an alloy body, once the
>>>>>>>> rest has crumbled to r/dust.
>>>>>>>> I don't know any brand that has so much supply of new frames &
>>>>>>>> bulkheads than Land Rover....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thats because no other vehicle lasts long enough to need a new
>>>>>>> chassis, you just throw away old jap-crap.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's also why so many LR's lost their original engine and
>>>>>> axles?....
>>>>>>
>>>>> Heh? My 1959 SII has it's original chassis, bulkhead, axles and
>>>>> engine - admittedly it's only done 307,000 miles so it's only just
>>>>> run in but the British Army owned it for the first 11 years of it's
>>>>> life. Be amazed if I ever see a 45 year old toymota that has
>>>>> survived army life and still beats new jap stuff off-road. . . . .
>>>>> . .
>>>>
>>>> Never been to Africa, eh?....
>>>
>>> Plenty of times - it's nice and dry - suits jap stuff.
>>>
>>>> And talking offroad: since when can stock LR-axles take lockers
>>>> without snapping like pretzels?
>>>
>>> Since when have they needed them? I realise the jappies have such
>>> little axle travel you need to fit lockers to drive up a kerb, but
>>> properly designed off-roaders don't.
>>
>> Nonsense, even on a flat surface you can get stuck on a patch of ice
>> on one side.
>>
> In a toyota.
I knew different laws of hydraulics applied to LR's, but different rules of
reology too?....
Nobody gets anywhere with only a length-wise locked drivetrain on a hill
with the left side on dry road, and the right side on a strip of ice.
>>>> We once had a 109, and in the end we started stocking those
>>>> halfshafts ourselves....even looking at the 4wd button on hard
>>>> pavement was enough to hear it pop....
>>>>
>>> I can't be held responsible for your incompetence. They are strong
>>> enough for the British Army, it must be you who is wrong. Tell me
>>> which decent armies use Toyotas then?
>>
>> Never been to Africa, eh?....
>
> Plenty of times, can't you read?
Western armies like to spend time & money on maintenance....African armies
don't....
>> The Humvee also only survives in the US-army because they have plenty
>> of repair/maintenance on hand, in the field. Ask civilian Hummer
>> owners....
>> choose Toyota.
>>
> I don't have a Hummvee. Very impressive - african armies - LOL! And
> don't forget the Taliban - LMAO!
>
>> Heck, even the probably richest army in the world, Saoudi-Arabia
>> and/or Oman, uses huge fleets of Toyota's (and Pinzgauers), not LR.
>>
> Bwhahahahahaha. Let me think - how many important wars have those armies
> won? Proper armies don't use toymotas, just these little ****ant ones
> that never go to war like the ones you list. PS - the Pinzgauer is
> British now. . . . . .
Yeah, and all of a sudden they can't make a decent manual 5sp
anymore....even a generic EU-homologation seems out of the window
currently....
Anyway, buying Teutonic inventions is always easier than doing your own
commercial failure, like with the FC101....
>>>>>> I mean, it's better to order a fiberglass, alloy or SS replica
>>>>>> Cruiser body than start the other way around....
>>>>>>
>>>>> Good grief - it's embarrassing enough to be seen in a Toyota, let
>>>>> alone extending their life beyond the normal 5 years by fitting a
>>>>> body made out of the same stuff as the dashboard. . . . . . :-(
>>>>
>>>> At least you can bang your head on it, when (not if) you have a
>>>> stuck LR blocking your way for the gazillionst time....
>>>>
>>> Only Toymotas I see are on the end of a rope attached to my nato
>>> hitch while I pull them out of muddy car parks and other such
>>> difficult terrain.
>>
>> That's how we snapped half-shafts on our 109 too, by towing....
>>
> Well I never have and all those toymotas I tow out with all that chrome
> and velour seats are heavy you know - maybe you should learn to drive.
But pray tell, why are there dozens of aftermarket halfshafts for LR's
available, and virtually none for TLC's?....
And why can't no aftermarket locker survive on a stock LR halfshaft, and
why even with a locker a TLC still doesn't need an aftermarket halfshaft?
>>>>>> The only sad thing is that they don't offer complete
>>>>>> fiber/alloy/SS FJ55 bodies....;((
>>>>>> (but even in misery-climate UK several have survived....
>>>>>
>>>>> True, but then Toymotas just aren't up to harsh climates like
>>>>> Britain - best keep them in a heated garage if you want then to
>>>>> last. . . ;-)
>>>>
>>>> Or hose them off every day, like in the military, you cheater!
>>>
>>> You could hose your jap toys off every hour, they will still get
>>> towed to the scrappy by a LR 3 or 4 times their age eventually. . .
>>> . . .
>>
>> It's almost gerontofilia to keep them around for so long, and
>> rebuilding them time after time....
>
> Hahahaha. You really don't know what you are talking about do you? The
> vast majority of old Land Rovers are run by people who've owned them for
> years and barely change the oil, let alone rebuild them! Just face
> facts, you will never see as many old Toyotas on the roads as you will
> Land Rovers because Toymotas aren't designed to last.
I know the staggering amount of ads for complete replacement frames,
bulkheads etc etc....you won't find that for Land Cruisers.
Btw, read a lovely report on a mailinglist, doing research on the origin of
a capstan winch, from his father in law....someone suggested Land
Rover....but that was dismissed quickly, because his father in law was by
far not rich enough to keep up with maintenance cost....
--
Bye,
Willem-Jan Markerink
The desire to understand
is sometimes far less intelligent than
the inability to understand
<[email protected]>
[note: 'a-one' & 'en-el'!]