F'kin birds

D90mitch · Apr 4, 2013

I am sure others have this problem, I have a roof rack and all the time the birds perch on it and **** on the roof and sometimes down the sides. It REALLY annoys me -.-

Any tricks to stop em other than guns (tempting) ?

The Mad Hat Man · Apr 4, 2013

bird lime?

Dr_evil · Apr 4, 2013

a gun ?

the_wolf · Apr 4, 2013

Barbed wire? Can't say I've ever had that problem myself

D90mitch · Apr 4, 2013

the_wolf said:
Barbed wire? Can't say I've ever had that problem myself

lucky bastid :biggrin1:

at the moment its pretty manual prevention, i see em on my roof and I open my house window with vigor to scare em off

but I cant be looking out the window all the time

the_wolf · Apr 4, 2013

What about connecting it to the battery

won't kill em

MrJC · Apr 4, 2013

a clip on kestrel should do it

Rakthi · Apr 4, 2013

ziplock 4 little sticks to it, one on each corner, tie some nylon fishing wire to the sticks so it sits .25 inches above the metal. Birds no longer can perch on it.

Works here on the balcony.

trax · Apr 4, 2013

MrJC said:
a clip on kestrel should do it

+1 :nopics:

D90mitch · Apr 4, 2013

Rakthi said:
ziplock 4 little sticks to it, one on each corner, tie some nylon fishing wire to the sticks so it sits .25 inches above the metal. Birds no longer can perch on it.

Works here on the balcony.

it'll look a bit weird though eh?

I have to clean me 90 more often than I should cos of these fookin birds

Jongould · Apr 4, 2013

Get a little kite on a stick, or a flag maybe (one of those st' georges crosses you see on council estates everytime england plays would do)

natas · Apr 4, 2013

Strap one of these on.

Prowler Owl Lifelike Owl Decoy | Bird-X

trax · Apr 4, 2013

natas said:
Strap one of these on.

Prowler Owl Lifelike Owl Decoy | Bird-X

Then cats would be climbing up.. so I'd also add a few

Deasy · Apr 4, 2013

I'm fed up wuv birds ****ting on my landy

Then agen the wimmin around here are abit rough

110woman · Apr 4, 2013

Deasy said:
I'm fed up wuv birds ****ting on my landy

Then agen the wimmin around here are abit rough

Oi !!!!!

the_wolf · Apr 4, 2013

110woman said:
Oi !!!!!

You did start a thread asking who could suck their own.... Well. You know

Deasy · Apr 4, 2013

110woman said:
Oi !!!!!

Well stop doing it then!!!!

D90mitch · Apr 4, 2013

hehe, you've given me ideas now.

With the kites that is you dirty lot!!!

chunkymunky · Apr 4, 2013

Dr_evil · Apr 4, 2013

is he "stuck" inside that chicken

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