the_wolf
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I'm not sure whether he looks embarrassed or in pain. Either way why was he ####ing a chicken?
F'kin birds
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johnny curt 1
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sorry but if a bird sh1t on my landy after id just washed it id send her back to live with her fekkin mother 
chunkymunky
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Wasn't there a thing about a kid screwing chickens. Had a coop full of them. His mother knew and was like "he'll grow out of it"
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I'm fed up wuv birds ****ting on my landy
Then agen the wimmin around here are abit rough
:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi
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A large Monkey (Not Vaggy) shat on the roof of my Fender at Knowsley safari park, not just a splatter of **** either, this was a HOOOOOGGGGEEEEEEE log on ma roof, while another Monkey was ****ing himself stupid on ma bonnet
Not really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out:brushteeth::brushteeth::brushteeth::brushteeth:
) shat on the roof of my Fender at Knowsley safari park, not just a splatter of **** either, this was a HOOOOOGGGGEEEEEEE log on ma roof, while another Monkey was ****ing himself stupid on ma bonnetNot really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out
:brushteeth::brushteeth::brushteeth::brushteeth:
chunkymunky
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A large Monkey (Not Vaggy
Not really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out
Hysterical laughter
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:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughiA large Monkey (Not Vaggy
Not really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out
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MoorlandBOB
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get a cat fluffy toy and fit it to the roof..
the_wolf
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There'll be no point in fitting a fake animal type deterrent, it won't be long before the birds realise that its not real/not a threat and they come back. Hence why scarecrows aren't much use. The fishing line idea mentioned earlier would be best and would be pretty much invisible as well
MoorlandBOB
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bollocks
mate of mine fitted a plastic owl to his roof and never had a problem again...
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A large Monkey (Not Vaggy
Not really any help, but thought I'd mention it
Oh, 110, just for your information, the 2nd (****ing) Monkey, could, errr, you know........ Sort himself out
That's Knowsley for you I'm surprised it wasn't the locals before you even got to the safari park
CSquadronTheRoyalYeomanry
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Hmm... Never thought about that. This could pose a problem for us. Haha!
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Oof, how a thread can change on LZ over night :wtf:
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D90mitch
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ooh brilliant I think my constant window opening has scared them off (that or the wind) and they've now gone and sat on my neighbours roof rack
