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Standard landies are more than welcome mate we just ask that people have proper recovery points front and rear as there is a good chance they will be needed :D

There is nothing worse that someone getting stuck and when you ask where their recovery point is and they look at you blankly :fighting:
 
Who wants to remove the stuborn bolts from where somone has cut the rear tow bar off my disco so I can fit my jate rings?

My bolts snapped same place removing the tow bar lol I just soaked both sides with wd40 and got a punch and whacked the he'll out of them just fell out job done
 
There is nothing worse that someone getting stuck and when you ask where their recovery point is and they look at you blankly :fighting:[/QUOTE said:
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This will be my standard response to most things for a while!
 
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My first green laneing experience I got stuck and every said "where's your recovery points" I quite simply pulled out a tesco value tow rope and said "you sort it" ... I've still got that tow rope!
 
Bollox was it a tow rope, it was a bit of string holding your trousers up, and if I remember correctly you had two paper clips as recovery points and stayed in your motor.
 
If you walk my dog you can have it for £4.99 (that's £1 less that what I paid for it) AND IF YOU REMEMBER There was one recovery we didn't have enough strops but my "tesco value" tow rope come to the rescue and gave you the extra 4ft you needed! - hey presto, successful recovery! Geoff! My trousers stayed up, the paper clips done their job and "IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE" :)))
 
Well that's another alternator dead, 4 months this one managed to last.
Fortunatly I found the invoice so new one on way.
Change that, replace brakes, fit cambelt, change water pump and balance tyres and I'll come Sunday.........
 
My other half is selling her number plate J50DY B she only wants £160 for it (£80 to DVLA & £80 in her pocket) - so if you know anyone let me know :))
 
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