Dumb**** in SUV runs over Sunbather

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Poor soccer mom couldn't find a parking space. Too bad she didn't drive
off a pier. That certainly would have increased the "safety" for the
rest of us that don't drive the cartoony unsafe behemoths with goofy
cornea searing lighting, view obstructing height, slow as molasses
cornering, deadly high bumpers, a tailgating magnet, an inability to
yield in traffic, no 'crush' zones, a sociopathic need to drive 80 mph
in snow/rain, broken turn signals, a left lane blocking fetish, gluttony
for fossil fuel, supporter of al Queda and a terminal asshole for a
driver.

Did I miss anything?

--
Keith


http://www.local6.com/news/2573348/detail.html

Driver Of SUV Backs Over Sunbather In Volusia

A 53-year-old woman was crushed Wednesday when the driver of a sport
utility vehicle backed over her as she slept on a beach chair at a
Volusia County, Fla., beach, according to Local 6 News.

Sunbather Run Over By SUV

Lifeguards said Gelenda Willits was run over and then pinned under the
vehicle for more than 20 minutes on a portion of Ormond Beach, near the
Granada ramp.

"I heard a thump and heard a woman scream," Jerri Decosta said. "When I
looked over, I saw the back of the car jump in the air and come back
down and I heard the woman scream.

Police said the driver of the vehicle was apparently looking for a
parking spot when she ran over the woman. The bottom of the SUV came to
rest on her torso, Local 6 News reporter Tarik Minor reported.

Lifeguards and passerby used their hands to dig the woman from under the
vehicle.

"We shoveled by hand to pull the sand out from underneath her and then
moved her out a little bit," witness Bob Decosta said.

Beach patrol spokesman Kevin Sweat said the soft sand may have saved the
woman's life because it allowed the chair to give a little under the
5,000-pound vehicle.

Willits was removed from under the vehicle and transported to Halifax
Medical Center. She is in serious condition, Local 6 News reported.

The name of the driver has not been released.
Local 6 News reported that the woman driving the SUV will be charged.

In February, a 27-year-old French woman was killed and her sister badly
injured when they were run over by a police vehicle looking for a mugger
on Miami's South Beach.

The officer will not be charged, but the family of Stephanie Tunc has
sued the city for negligence.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

Copyright 2003 by Local6.com. All rights reserved. This material may not
be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.


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[email protected] (BunnERabbit) wrote:

>
>
> Poor soccer mom couldn't find a parking space. Too bad she
> didn't drive off a pier. That certainly would have
> increased the "safety" for the rest of us that don't drive
> the cartoony unsafe behemoths with goofy cornea searing
> lighting, view obstructing height, slow as molasses
> cornering, deadly high bumpers, a tailgating magnet, an
> inability to yield in traffic, no 'crush' zones, a
> sociopathic need to drive 80 mph in snow/rain, broken turn
> signals, a left lane blocking fetish, gluttony for fossil
> fuel, supporter of al Queda and a terminal asshole for a
> driver.
>
> Did I miss anything?


I bet the stupid broad was yapping on a cell phone at the time.
The really "with it" SUV driver has to be on the phone looking
busy and important to stay ahead of the masses.

 

"BunnERabbit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Poor soccer mom couldn't find a parking space. Too bad she didn't drive
> off a pier. That certainly would have increased the "safety" for the
> rest of us that don't drive the cartoony unsafe behemoths with goofy
> cornea searing lighting, view obstructing height, slow as molasses
> cornering, deadly high bumpers, a tailgating magnet, an inability to
> yield in traffic, no 'crush' zones, a sociopathic need to drive 80 mph
> in snow/rain, broken turn signals, a left lane blocking fetish, gluttony
> for fossil fuel, supporter of al Queda and a terminal asshole for a
> driver.
>
> Did I miss anything?


Road destroying and Road-wearing-out-too-fasting (if that makes sense.)

>
> --
> Keith
>
>
> http://www.local6.com/news/2573348/detail.html
>
> Driver Of SUV Backs Over Sunbather In Volusia
>
> A 53-year-old woman was crushed Wednesday when the driver of a sport
> utility vehicle backed over her as she slept on a beach chair at a
> Volusia County, Fla., beach, according to Local 6 News.
>
> Sunbather Run Over By SUV
>
> Lifeguards said Gelenda Willits was run over and then pinned under the
> vehicle for more than 20 minutes on a portion of Ormond Beach, near the
> Granada ramp.
>
> "I heard a thump and heard a woman scream," Jerri Decosta said. "When I
> looked over, I saw the back of the car jump in the air and come back
> down and I heard the woman scream.
>
> Police said the driver of the vehicle was apparently looking for a
> parking spot when she ran over the woman. The bottom of the SUV came to
> rest on her torso, Local 6 News reporter Tarik Minor reported.
>
> Lifeguards and passerby used their hands to dig the woman from under the
> vehicle.
>
> "We shoveled by hand to pull the sand out from underneath her and then
> moved her out a little bit," witness Bob Decosta said.
>
> Beach patrol spokesman Kevin Sweat said the soft sand may have saved the
> woman's life because it allowed the chair to give a little under the
> 5,000-pound vehicle.
>
> Willits was removed from under the vehicle and transported to Halifax
> Medical Center. She is in serious condition, Local 6 News reported.
>
> The name of the driver has not been released.
> Local 6 News reported that the woman driving the SUV will be charged.
>
> In February, a 27-year-old French woman was killed and her sister badly
> injured when they were run over by a police vehicle looking for a mugger
> on Miami's South Beach.
>
> The officer will not be charged, but the family of Stephanie Tunc has
> sued the city for negligence.
>
> Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
>
> Copyright 2003 by Local6.com. All rights reserved. This material may not
> be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
>
>
> _____
>
> "Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death
> of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." -Anouk Aimee, French Actor
> _____
>
> "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny", Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
> Agamemnon
> _____
>
> "I wear no Burka." - Mother Nature
>
> ----------
> The mailbox, [email protected] has been circumvented to fight spam.
> To send mail... substitute ModerateMammal
> ----------
>
>
>


stuipd broad gives responsible offroading SUV owners a bad name, just so see
looks good tootling round the block to the supermarket.

rhys


 
Amen to that...
Actually the one jackass I REALLY can't stand is the all mightly little dick
Hummer drivers. These idiots are a total joke!!! Move over....here comes
General Franks!!!! I guess it's true, size of the vehicle reflects the size
of the ego.


"John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> [email protected] (BunnERabbit) wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > Poor soccer mom couldn't find a parking space. Too bad she
> > didn't drive off a pier. That certainly would have
> > increased the "safety" for the rest of us that don't drive
> > the cartoony unsafe behemoths with goofy cornea searing
> > lighting, view obstructing height, slow as molasses
> > cornering, deadly high bumpers, a tailgating magnet, an
> > inability to yield in traffic, no 'crush' zones, a
> > sociopathic need to drive 80 mph in snow/rain, broken turn
> > signals, a left lane blocking fetish, gluttony for fossil
> > fuel, supporter of al Queda and a terminal asshole for a
> > driver.
> >
> > Did I miss anything?

>
> I bet the stupid broad was yapping on a cell phone at the time.
> The really "with it" SUV driver has to be on the phone looking
> busy and important to stay ahead of the masses.
>



 
> Did I miss anything?
>
> --
> Keith
>
>
> http://www.local6.com/news/2573348/detail.html
>
> Driver Of SUV Backs Over Sunbather In Volusia
>
> A 53-year-old woman was crushed Wednesday when the driver of a sport
> utility vehicle backed over her as she slept on a beach chair at a
> Volusia County, Fla., beach, according to Local 6 News.
>
> Sunbather Run Over By SUV
>
> Lifeguards said Gelenda Willits was run over and then pinned under the
> vehicle for more than 20 minutes on a portion of Ormond Beach, near the
> Granada ramp.


Did you miss anything? Yeah, what the frick was the SUV doing on the BEACH
in the first place? Isn't it illegal to drive on the beach? -Dave


 
[email protected] (BunnERabbit) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Did I miss anything?


Yeah. Maybe she was a 53 year old fat pig oozing cellulite in a
bikini that **deserved** to be run over. In which case we should give
the driver a reward.

Spread Eagle
 
On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 05:04:30 -0400 (EDT), [email protected] (BunnERabbit)
wrote:

>Poor soccer mom couldn't find a parking space. Too bad she didn't drive
>off a pier. That certainly would have increased the "safety" for the
>rest of us that don't drive the cartoony unsafe behemoths with goofy
>cornea searing lighting, view obstructing height, slow as molasses
>cornering, deadly high bumpers, a tailgating magnet, an inability to
>yield in traffic, no 'crush' zones, a sociopathic need to drive 80 mph
>in snow/rain, broken turn signals, a left lane blocking fetish, gluttony
>for fossil fuel, supporter of al Queda and a terminal asshole for a
>driver.
>
>Did I miss anything?


They usually drive slow because they are talking on the phone and/or turned 180
degrees at the waist, yelling at the brats who are having a food fight in the
back seat. And, as we all know, Sloth Kills - which is why there is one less
sunbather today.

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On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 11:41:59 GMT, "Herb Suol" <[email protected]> wrote:

>Amen to that...
>Actually the one jackass I REALLY can't stand is the all mightly little dick
>Hummer drivers. These idiots are a total joke!!! Move over....here comes
>General Franks!!!! I guess it's true, size of the vehicle reflects the size
>of the ego.


And the mass of the vehicle is inversely proportional to the functional mass of
the driver's brain.

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BunnERabbit wrote:
> Did I miss anything?


So when is Florida going to make dumb****s the official state bird (brain)?
 
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
>
>
> Poor soccer mom couldn't find a parking space. Too bad she didn't drive
> off a pier. That certainly would have increased the "safety" for the
> rest of us that don't drive the cartoony unsafe behemoths with goofy
> cornea searing lighting, view obstructing height, slow as molasses
> cornering, deadly high bumpers, a tailgating magnet, an inability to
> yield in traffic, no 'crush' zones, a sociopathic need to drive 80 mph
> in snow/rain, broken turn signals, a left lane blocking fetish, gluttony
> for fossil fuel, supporter of al Queda and a terminal asshole for a
> driver.
>
> Did I miss anything?
>


Ya you missed the part about you being a parrot who fell for yet another
sensationalist story.

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In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> [email protected] (BunnERabbit) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> > Did I miss anything?

>
> Yeah. Maybe she was a 53 year old fat pig oozing cellulite in a
> bikini that **deserved** to be run over. In which case we should give
> the driver a reward.
>
> Spread Eagle
>


What was she doing laying in a parking lot anyway!?!?1?
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"Dave C." <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> > Did I miss anything?
> >
> > --
> > Keith
> >
> >
> > http://www.local6.com/news/2573348/detail.html
> >
> > Driver Of SUV Backs Over Sunbather In Volusia
> >
> > A 53-year-old woman was crushed Wednesday when the driver of a sport
> > utility vehicle backed over her as she slept on a beach chair at a
> > Volusia County, Fla., beach, according to Local 6 News.
> >
> > Sunbather Run Over By SUV
> >
> > Lifeguards said Gelenda Willits was run over and then pinned under the
> > vehicle for more than 20 minutes on a portion of Ormond Beach, near the
> > Granada ramp.

>
> Did you miss anything? Yeah, what the frick was the SUV doing on the BEACH
> in the first place? Isn't it illegal to drive on the beach? -Dave




She must have been sitting close the the parking lot. Not far from
the edge of where the concret ends and becomes sand. Maybe the rear
tire of the SUV rolled over the park/bump stop as she was backing up.
 
>
> What was she doing laying in a parking lot anyway!?!?1?


I take it that parking lots are paved with sand in your world? -Dave


 

"Dave C." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

> Did you miss anything? Yeah, what the frick was the SUV doing on the

BEACH
> in the first place? Isn't it illegal to drive on the beach? -Dave
>


Driving/parking on the beach is legal in Volusia County, FL.

--
Paul


 

"Eastward Bound" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> She must have been sitting close the the parking lot. Not far from
> the edge of where the concret ends and becomes sand. Maybe the rear
> tire of the SUV rolled over the park/bump stop as she was backing up.


More likely the sunbather was lying in the driving lane. Driving on the
beach is legal there (and in many other counties in FL) and Volusia County
has lanes designated where you are supposed to drive and park. Of course,
that does not excuse the driver for not watching where she was going....

--
Paul


 
> Driving/parking on the beach is legal in Volusia County, FL.
>
> --
> Paul


If so, that would complicate the filing of charges against the driver. In
essence, it legalized manslaughter. Next I suppose it will be legal to
drive on elementary school playgrounds. Makes just as much sense as driving
on a crowded beach. -Dave


 
Herb Suol wrote:

> Amen to that...
> Actually the one jackass I REALLY can't stand is the all mightly little dick
> Hummer drivers. These idiots are a total joke!!! Move over....here comes
> General Franks!!!! I guess it's true, size of the vehicle reflects the size
> of the ego.
>


....and is indirect proportion to the size of the driver's unit.

 
Dave C. wrote:

> Did you miss anything? Yeah, what the frick was the SUV doing on

the BEACH
> in the first place? Isn't it illegal to drive on the beach? -Dave
>
>

Um, ever heard Daytona Beach? You need to get out more;)

 

"Dave C." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

> If so, that would complicate the filing of charges against the driver. In
> essence, it legalized manslaughter.


No it won't. The same rules/responsibilities apply on the beach as on a
highway or other street. If the driver was out of the designated driving
lanes, she should be dealt with accordingly. If the sunbather was in the
driving lanes, she got what she asked for.

--
Paul


 
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