Does anyone actually offer help here?

fanatic · May 24, 2011

john winsemius said:
I'll be there in August, get together with you a fanny for some fish and chips?

There are some nice places not too far away to visit

Fur Trapper · May 24, 2011

stubradley1 said:
Now thats a fookin bun yumyum
why am I 20 stone?????

Maybe you not to heavy for your size,just to short for your weight :banana:

ratty · May 24, 2011

john winsemius said:
Maybe you not to heavy for your size,just to short for your weight

He didn't sound short on weight to me.

oldskool · May 24, 2011

john winsemius said:
Sometimes when the lost ask for help, they won't listen to the one's that do know because there friend said so. There are alot of professional lady mechanics on here. Buster's repair thread is priceless all you have to do is look at the pictures:boink:and you can fix it. Sometimes people just don't get it and :5bbeatdeadhorse5: get the picture :beer2:

Bet there's loads of them on ere

3.5 efi · May 24, 2011

dozens

The Cowshed · May 24, 2011

Chips!!!

ratty · May 24, 2011

The Cowshed said:
Chips!!!

you called?

The Cowshed · May 24, 2011

Do freelander doors fall orf? Is it cos they eat too many chippys?

The Cowshed · May 24, 2011

He he I have no idea where this thread had gone!! But I likes it!!

Andy Land · May 24, 2011

It would appear that there are is a gang of Landy Zone veterans waiting for the OP to return and try to defend himself! I can't wait ... go get him boys

barmatt · May 24, 2011

cheers guys, just finished a 15 hour shift and needed cheering up.

best thing I've read in ages.

The Cowshed · May 24, 2011

I likes it I does... Can I tell him to go f*uck himself again? Can I? Can I?

GRATCH · May 24, 2011

The Cowshed said:
I likes it I does... Can I tell him to go f*uck himself again? Can I? Can I?

D'ya wanna borrow this to wave at him?

Andy Land · May 24, 2011

The Cowshed said:
I likes it I does... Can I tell him to go f*uck himself again? Can I? Can I?

Of course you can, but only if you say it politely

The Cowshed · May 24, 2011

Fanks gratch that'll show the little fooker!!! See said it politely!! Now where is the knut I'll tell him...

Andy Land · May 24, 2011

The Cowshed said:
Fanks gratch that'll show the little fooker!!! See said it politely!! Now where is the knut I'll tell him...

I think it's Crowmann in disguise ... he dishes out insults then runs away too :fencing:

sladedestiny · May 25, 2011

stubradley1 said:
Is this the right place to have the **** taken from me for buying an underpowered piece of **** = YES

Does anybody offer any help on here? = Sometimes

Is it advisable to start getting uppity when you get an answer you dont like? =NO

Are you in the right place? = NOT FOOKING LIKELY LOL

Being told to go and **** myself usually gives me the right to fight back.Isn't that what I am supposed to be doing ? Getting uppity? Wouldn't dream of it.

sladedestiny · May 25, 2011

alex8882 said:
He may aswell go fit a punto engine 1.2. will give the same amount of power, and will be just as quick with the head gaskets. But in answer to your question. Start with the basics, check the water pump, check the rad, get a snif test done. And lastly bin the underpowerd fart, and drop either a diesel or v8 in it. It can't be doing any wonders to your wallet on fuel with that thing in it

Thanks for being the only person who actually offered advice. As for dropping another lump in it (besides myself) I have not got the no how to do it.

Appoligies for generalising. Not everyone here are ****ers. Some are right ****ers as well!

storm99 · May 25, 2011

Meh. Boring.

Mr Noisy · May 25, 2011

storm99 said:
Meh. Boring.

yeah, same old ****, different day

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