Deisel in Petrol?

slob · Mar 31, 2008

odenne said:
Int tht about the compression on a diesel as opposed to about 1:6 fer a petrol as apposed to about 1:1 for a gaylander on the hard shoulder?

after applying the oddone coversion to yer figures am still at a lost as to where yer get 6:1 comp ratio fer a petrol injun

Grippa · Mar 31, 2008

odenne said:
so what is the compression on a diesel engine?

Which?

Trewey · Mar 31, 2008

odenne said:
so what is the compression on a diesel engine?

20:1 might be more like it (NOT 1:20!)

Bushtoy · Mar 31, 2008

odenne said:
so what is the compression on a diesel engine?

20:1
25:1
28:1

depends on whether its n/a or turbo

Oddie · Mar 31, 2008

ffs plonk befuddled minor technicalities, it'll fek yer injun up whichever way you look at it!

Grippa · Mar 31, 2008

odenne said:
ffs plonk befuddled minor technicalities, it'll fek yer injun up whichever way you look at it!

Yeah, but we've dealt wiv that so let's jest carry on ridiculing you.

Bushtoy · Mar 31, 2008

slob said:
after applying the oddone coversion to yer figures am still at a lost as to where yer get 6:1 comp ratio fer a petrol injun

he's talkin bout a brand new gaylander b4 u start it 4 the furst time.....drops to 1:1 after its 2nd revolution, then goes to a vaccuum

slob · Mar 31, 2008

odenne said:
ffs plonk befuddled minor technicalities, it'll fek yer injun up whichever way you look at it!

minor techincallitees? so yer reckon yer injun would work ok if on the comp stroke it was actually generating a vaccummmm?

slob · Mar 31, 2008

fook me just think what yer could do with that!!!
less strain on yer moving parts so yer injun would last longer, combine that with the ability to run on water and yerd have a bigger winner than me water powered kettle

Grippa · Mar 31, 2008

slob said:
minor techincallitees? so yer reckon yer injun would work ok if on the comp stroke it was actually generating a vaccummmm?

It'd have ter be an extrusion stroke, wun't it?

slob · Mar 31, 2008

Grippa said:
It'd have ter be an extrusion stroke, wun't it?

ah think in oddone case it would be a vinegar stroke

Grippa · Mar 31, 2008

slob said:
ah think in oddone case it would be a vinegar stroke

Aww bollox, wuz saving that fer me follow up post!

Bushtoy · Mar 31, 2008

yull b sucking air in thru yer zorst pipe and spinnin yer turbo backwards, thus increasing the vucuum....fook me...ya cud floor it in first and drive slap bang into the old duck in the morris minor behind ya

Oddie · Mar 31, 2008

breast stroke (but only a right tit please

)

Grippa · Mar 31, 2008

odenne said:
breast stroke (but only a right tit please )

You would have bin better off if you left tit.

Grippa · Mar 31, 2008

Bushtoy said:
yull b sucking air in thru yer zorst pipe and spinnin yer turbo backwards, thus increasing the vucuum....fook me...ya cud floor it in first and drive slap bang into the old duck in the morris minor behind ya

Yer'd still go forwards FFS, yer jest mount yer transfer box upside down!

Trewey · Mar 31, 2008

Grippa said:
You would have bin better off if you left tit.

prefer a pair meeself - one ter lay me heed on and t'uvva full of scrumpy.

Bushtoy · Mar 31, 2008

donay tit.....some poor sod [like yella] cud pu tit to good use

yella · Mar 31, 2008

imagine the size o yer tank though, it ud be like a fookin hot air balloon

Bushtoy · Mar 31, 2008

who the fook started this dumb fred?????

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