Bumper sticker competition

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Seen on the back of a HGV....

"If you can`t stop when i can, smile when you go under"

on the back of another...

"Immigrants in transit"
 
i can remember one in the 60s that said

DONT LAUGH MISSES,
YOUR DAUGHTER IS IN THE BACK

Wouldnt get away with in these PC times.
 
how about "i'd rather shove wasps up my arse than sell the landy" .or "my other toy has tits " .the latter my wife thinks is great but i wish it said "my other toy has massive great tits". my very placid friends think these look great on my old landy
 
I have 2 stickers on my FL:

"The Witch of th West Was Framed!"
And

"If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?"
I used to have on one of my other cars:

"If you get any closer you'll need to wear a condom!" :D

I've seen:

"What part of NO don't you understand?" and

"I've got one nerve left and you're getting on it!"


Years ago I saw on an old Cortina "My other car's a piece of **** too" I nearly fell over laughing, I was having a bad day but it cheered me up no end :D
 
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