british brains

slob · Oct 11, 2006

the brits have come with some great ideas and inventions through the years...this ain't one of them
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/11102006/80-132/inventor-s-bright-idea-perfect-boiled-egg.html

....ffs you can put a egg in yer microwave for around22secs and it comes out boiled without water. any longer and you have to get the missus to clean the inside of the microwave.

Take5 · Oct 11, 2006

Yup, and 99p buys you one those egg scissor thingies to remove the top of the egg perfectly for your soldiers

bonnybaggot · Oct 11, 2006

Not very efficient uses 4x500 watt bulbs=2kw against 750watt microwave. Pity they have abolished transportation to the Colonies.

slob · Oct 11, 2006

hey!!! should i patent this idea...how to boil an egg without electricity!!!!..........
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use gas

Sheddy · Oct 12, 2006

I have no need of this modern piffle.

the wife cooks mine.

GRUNT · Oct 12, 2006

Sheddy said:
I have no need of this modern piffle.

the wife cooks mine.

Is that after the dog gets fed?

discomania · Oct 16, 2006

Inventor my arse, 500w bulbs!

ack

ormus · Oct 16, 2006

get an old fashioned teacup, break the egg inside the cup, place the saucer on top. put into the microwave for approx 1 minute. (depends on your power setting).

perfect egg.

ps. must be an old type cup, with a bowl type bottom. it wont work woth a mug etc...

little nay · Oct 16, 2006

i just boil mine for 3 mins and enjoy with toasted soldiers! yumm yumm

slob · Oct 16, 2006

does the steam not get up yer nose???

little nay · Oct 16, 2006

being a wimmin thingy i can avoid that by doing a proper job!

slob · Oct 16, 2006

smirke!

little nay · Oct 16, 2006

slob said:
smirke!

to right!

slob · Oct 16, 2006

you boil yours???? don't yer bra rub on the blisters?

little nay · Oct 16, 2006

slob said:
you boil yours???? don't yer bra rub on the blisters?

i dont need to keep me eggs in me bra! i be ample enough in that department!

slob · Oct 16, 2006

oh! its yer eggs you boil...sorry

Trewey · Oct 16, 2006

little nay said:
being a wimmin thingy i can avoid that by doing a proper job!

proper job! - now there's a great Cornish expression

little nay · Oct 16, 2006

slob said:
oh! its yer eggs you boil...sorry

dont need to boil wots in me bra, their hot enough! god treworgy will come over all peculia if he reads that!

yella · Oct 16, 2006

Treworgey 90 said:
proper job! - now there's a great Cornish expression

the two words GREAT and CORNISH do not go together. everyone knows that cornwall is only in england cos the welsh realised it was a worthless ****ehole and gave it tto the english

slob · Oct 16, 2006

little nay said:
dont need to boil wots in me bra,

fooking toooo right! you ain't boiling ma hands

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