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night, sweet dreams. Maybe the answer to your problems will come in your sleep, you may even dream a fix to your rr
Blonde RRover driver broke down today suspect Gear box has packed up - Please help!
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Be a good gurl and make us a sandwich....:bolt:
takin the assasination to a whole new level here 
I have a degree and a working car. Yahtzee!
Trolls are getting worse, I feel this one didn't even put in the effort. 4/10, wouldn't read again.
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so you are a 50's something bleached blonde with out a man.....
Where are your boy toys??????????
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Luvin this thread karenzabambino, you appear to be a disgrace to your stereotype, so let's try to fix this. However, what you need to do regarding your gearbox, is first of all check the oil level by pulling out the dipstick with the yellow top, if it has black oil (should be red) on it you have either taken out the wrong dipstick, or the oil is burnt and needs replaced. Put dipstick back in, then start the engine, put gear stick into D for drive. Make sure your foot is on the brake pedal (the big one) and handbrake on. Put gearstick back to P for park, turn off engine then check the ATF level again. If you can't see any oil on the dipstick you may have trouble. Get new oil & filter for the gearbox. If the box is fubared I have a 3 year old Volvo for sale.
karenzabambino, you appear to be a disgrace to your stereotype, so let's try to fix this. However, what you need to do regarding your gearbox, is first of all check the oil level by pulling out the dipstick with the yellow top, if it has black oil (should be red) on it you have either taken out the wrong dipstick, or the oil is burnt and needs replaced. Put dipstick back in, then start the engine, put gear stick into D for drive. Make sure your foot is on the brake pedal (the big one) and handbrake on. Put gearstick back to P for park, turn off engine then check the ATF level again. If you can't see any oil on the dipstick you may have trouble. Get new oil & filter for the gearbox. If the box is fubared I have a 3 year old Volvo for sale.
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Super Thread, best laugh for a while, thanks all this is true LRZ style at it's best
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made my night
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#### you set of tossers I'll take it to Land Rover cos YES I can afford it and behind this bottle blonde lies a very smart brunette. x
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Luvin this thread
oil dipstick on the gearbox ??? nope
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suck my dick bitch!
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It#s not big enough ####!
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Go #### your Range Rover if it's so ####ing good x
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ten minutes - is that all?
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can we have this thread moved to anything goes.... please
Really?
And that was only as far as page 3... then I got bored.
Don't even get me started.
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