Big Brother Carnage! >:-d

L90 TD5 · May 18, 2006

Ok, Ive just seen the shower of Sh*te enter the big brother house.

So, If I were to buy/make a Land Rover based vehicle to penetrate the walls of the house + erm....get rid of the people inside if you will, which Land rover do you think would be the best vehicle for the job??

I was thinking

1) A v8 lightweight dropped from a C-130 to land on someone...I mean, get rid of one sunbathing to start with!!! Then go from there. Or..

2) Im thinking some sort of Forward control 101 ?!?!?!?!?

Lets hear it. I fancy a laugh

discomania · May 18, 2006

I wouldn't waste a land rover on something like that.

Drop pajeros.

L90 TD5 · May 18, 2006

no! Dont worry, the Landy, which ever model or hybrid made would make it out

Who would be there to stop it???

discomania · May 18, 2006

Well indeed.

I was at a friends tonight and having never watched BB I though that by watching the first show would set me up for the rest of it. I will now know who "Shabaz" and "Bona" are for example when its headline news that they were evicted!

I think its terrible, why would you want to sit and watch those people living for the next couple of months...

One or two of the girls might be fun for a few hours.

slob · May 19, 2006

if there is one subject that should be banned from not only this forum but from the whole planet its has to BB..most of us ,yes even me, have better things to do that partake of that crap. i come here for a bit of **** taking and the odd bit of advice. what possible reason could there be for havin BB on here. ..
if you do want to get rid of them then why not take them to iraq and drop them off somewhere with 'i love george bush' t shirts on.

GRUNT · May 19, 2006

**** me Disco you've got friends that make you watch that ****e. What are your enemies like.

One or two of the girls might be fun for an hour or so while you cut the top off their heads and play hunt the brain cell.

And as for dropping them on Iraq, what have the Iraqis' done to deserve that? Send the brain dead dickwads to America where the ****e came from along with the ****wits that put them on telly.

ormus · May 19, 2006

balls to the landy, i was thinking more like that c130 hercules with all the **** off guns on it poking out of every orifice. shootin about a zillion rounds a second.

(forgot whats its called, for now).

EDIT.
heres a piccy for you all.
http://www.spectrumwd.com/c130/images/ac130_14.jpg

Wesley Pegden · May 19, 2006

Personally I'd rather peel my head then stick it in a bucket of road salt rather than watch that ****e. TV for morons is what BB is.

Regards WP.

slob · May 19, 2006

ormus said:
balls to the landy, i was thinking more like that c130 hercules with all the **** off guns on it poking out of every orifice. shootin about a zillion rounds a second.

(forgot whats its called, for now).

EDIT.
heres a piccy for you all.
http://www.spectrumwd.com/c130/images/ac130_14.jpg

do you mean the daisy cutter??

Ashoofack · May 21, 2006

It's normaly known as a 'Spookey'

ormus · May 21, 2006

http://www.theaviationzone.com/factsheets/ac130.asp

aye thats the word i couldnt remember.

yella · May 21, 2006

Ashoofack said:
It's normaly known as a 'Spookey'

which one is he then

GRUNT · May 21, 2006

Spookey came between Dopey and Grumpy didn't he?

ormus · May 21, 2006

doubt it.
think he was impotent.

L90 TD5 · May 21, 2006

Ormus Wtf Is That!!!! That Would Do The Job Though! ;d

GRUNT · May 22, 2006

Impotent. He certainly was a smart dresser.

ormus · May 22, 2006

and quick too.

Sheddy · May 22, 2006

I reckon the thing to do is sneak into the BB house and viciously "off" one of the contestants. It doesn't matter who it is that you "off", just kill the first one you get hold of. Leave the body in a bloody mess in the garden with a note attached sayin "The next one to do that gets the same".

They won't know what offence the victim has caused so they will all behave impeccably. A couple of nights later, sneak in and do the same again - randomly. This time leave a note that says "You were warned. Who wants to be next"

Should make interesting viewing.

ormus · May 22, 2006

youre sick mate. keep taking the tablets that matron gave you.

Sheddy · May 22, 2006

It was matrons idea.

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