Ey Pikey wots that blobby stuff round the square bit on yer last pic.
Last time I saw summat like that it was in a john wayne film and it was bobbin about in the atlantic full of explosif, infact I'm a liar I saw one on the prominad wer yer put money init fur all the lost seamen.
Just make sure yer dunt go near any airports wif it in it coz a fink yer gona gere huckled as a terroreest.
Did it explode when yer were weldin it in yer gardin, made some fookin mess.
Un now a fookin know wheere all the trolleys go fa tesco, fookin buildin freelanders.