Ban all 4x4's

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Yeah if it's a drag hunt count me in. How's about this............I tie a smelly greeny (has to be a smelly one) to a rope on the back of my III & drag 'em up hill & down dale (he won't mind, Dale that is!) until the dogs catch up. Then I take photies of the feeding frenzy & post them on this site & to Greenp*ss firstest class. When I'm done I use my disgustingly polluting, useless vehicle to drag a Whale who has been driven mad & ashore by the effects of the latest Navy sonar back into the sea, thus also making me feel even better about myself.

See, misguided greenies do what they do indiscriminatly to 4X4's because they're readily available targets, easily accesible in their own streets. They don't even have to get a bus to anywhere to feel like they've made their little stand.

Bloody grrr, grumble, grumble!
 
Typical Bloody Labour (love the people) government!

I can just see myself pulling my wood trailer out the woods with a nice environmently friendly ford Ka!

I think this is proberly a nasty rumour someone has started somewhere, I would really like to see them try and stage a ban!

Well i'd be up for rolling blockades!

Anybody else?;)
 
:eek: I think all 4x4's that do over a 100 mph....should be banned,( apart from the RANGE ROVER SPORT, I REALLY LIKE THAT) What is this all about, for me a genuine 4x4 should be noisey ,definately slow , very uncomfortable and a pain in the neck to park,,,oh and of course should be really dirty at least twice a week...if i wanted to do over 100mph the last thing i would buy would be a4x4...What governments should do is prosecute any 4x4 owner that doesnt take their car OFF ROAD...can you see many CAYENNEE'S ,ML55AMG'S, X5'S.... GETTING SCRATCHED AND DIRTY....therefore....Everyone that wants a 4x4 will have one for its intended purpose to make you ache on long journeys and spend a whole weekend trying to get the lights clean enough to take your kids to school on monday morning....which really leaves these drivers with only 1 particular mark to choose.....A LANDROVER...
I think i have just solved all the problems of the anti 4x4 groups and possibly maintained the future of one of the worlds greatest marks.....
Cheers
TATOOBOO:D :D
 
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I think i have just solved all the problems of the anti 4x4 groups and possibly maintained the future of one of the worlds greatest marks.....
Cheers
TATOOBOO:D :D[/quote]

dear baldrick,
yer plan sucks!! what ye want to do is ban roads then every body would have to have an orff roader. dead easy innit? that way no one could complain about 4x4's as everybody would have one. i can't wait to see ferrari's attempt at an orf roader. btw i think you meant marque and not mark!! but then again you was talking about a landrover so maybe mark is the right word after all.
the black slobber
 
Sorry ,slob i did mean marque...but dont it make you laugh all these super car performance off roaders..( which they definately aint) As you probably know i live in Spain and one of the best things i have seen through the summer was the number of huge 4x4 's being driven here by other european's on their holidays ,ive seen HUMMERS, DODGE RAM'S, THOSE CHEVY THINGYS, A LINCOLN NAV and your normal X5 ,ML55 LEXUS ( which every one of was spottlesly clean)whatever they are's.....But the best part is most of them come from.....wait for it...and this is true.....:( .HOLLAND.:( ..now correct me if im wrong ( i dont watch a lot of tv) but i was always under the impression that this particular country was flat.....so what if you get all the nambies to boycott HOLLAND .perhaps then they could leave all the genuine off road people alone and get to chill out 'wi da herb' at the same time. To be honest the god damn worlds gone mad.......and the people in charge are madder.....:D :(
 
tha whole world has always been mad. what happened was someone invented the landrover and once you've driven a ser 111 you becaome more 'aware' and sane. so its not the world thats going mad its landys owners getting saner.
you can't ban 4x4 based on purrformance cos then you'd have to ban the bowler and we can't have that happen.
speaking of people using orf roaders for any thing but orf road you should check out the locals around here, they have these daft cars called town cars which have a ****y little 2cyl diesel engine in them and a fan belt instead of a g/box. they still manage to drive them into and out of muddy fields. oh and they have wheels about 10" in dia.
you ever heard of derek and clive??? they had a little ditty thats goes a bit like this
cough cough ( just clearing my throat)
there was a lady from amsterdam
she stuffed her c@@@ up full of jam
sheeee wassssss
a dutch bitch



i'll get me coat
 
:cool: JUST BEEN LOOKING AT THE NEWS ON THE NET....AND I DO BELIEVE THE GODS HAVE BEEN KIND IN THE UK TO ALL THE 4X4 USER'S...I THINK IF EVER THERE WAS A REASON TO JUSTIFY THE USE OF THEM ITS GOING TO BE THIS WINTER ..**** IT LOOKS COLD....I THINK ALL YOU GUYS IN THE UK SHOULD START OFFERING TO FERRY GOODS AND PEOPLE AROUND COS I THINK THEY GOONA NEED IT.....I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW THEY GOING TO COPE WHEN THE REAL WINTER ARRIVES.....THEY WILL ALL BE ASKING FOR HELP...AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT WILL PROB BE THE SAME B*****DS WHO HAVE BEEN CONDEMING THE USE OF LANDY'S ,
THE LORD DOTH WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.......
OH AND ENJOY THE FUN IN THE SNOW...ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO COME BACK TO WALES FOR A BITTA FUN............NOT....:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
a bloody golf cart could cope with yer average snow fall in the uk of course there are some places worst hit than others but lets face it yer worst brit winter hasn't got a hope against the ones right up north.
if people could drive that would help a bit. one year when i lived in scotland i past a line of cars all doing about 15mph cos there was about 1/4 inch of snow on the ground. each of them had there prat lights on and each of them flashed lights and honked horns at me as i past them in my astra. after going around a rather sharp left hand corner i watched each of them plow straight on into the opposite ditch. the silly ****s was trying to brake and steer at the same time
it no wonder so many brits get stuck in their car at the least bit of white stuff..
 
did anyone listen to the the talk on radio 2 last week i heard no valid points why they should ban working 4x4's.
what if you work off road me for example how would you get to work?
does this ban include fiat pandas or escort XR4x4i :eek:

i do have an objection to the posh prats who take their kids to school in the the latest "6.5l" jeep or trooper when the are scared to park on the grass verge with it.

if its to do with pollution then i can think of alot more polluting cars than most 4x4's

and i would much rather be in a 4x4 than a smaller car because you basically have a built in roll cage.

on of my mates phoned in and said :youll be glad of my 4x4 when winter comes and the snow and you want your pipes mending

p.s. all chavs should die
tally ho
 
Council House Adolescent Vermin.

They scrots that dress in trackies n fake burberry. You should be able to find plenty shoplifting in your local shopping centre!!! Aahhhhh.....The joys of today's society....
 
ah!! thanks fur that. its amazing wot one can learn on here. fortunatly i live in rural france so i don't have a local shopping center, unless you count the bar/tabac 5 miles away. and there is even less council houses? come to think of it there is just less of everything, vandals,muggings,car theft,house breakin's and (boo hoo) less fish and chip shops.
 
:mad: Were off on one.
This about sums it up. Theres always plenty to be said from the anti 4x4 set who seem to be supplying this ludricous left wing establishment (the government) with "facts" regarding damage caused in the countryside by beastly 4x4's coupled with pollution and of course lets not forget personal injury when a 4x4 is involved in an RTA.

Drive a Landy or owt else 4x4 (god forbid) and your public enemy number one. Get seen in the rural areas in yer Landy and it almost warrants a witch hunt. This is AFTER you've paid yer taxes and NI.

BUUUUUT, if yer want to consider becoming a yob then thats OK. You can go and break into some old dears flat and half beat them to death before stealing thier pension. You can mug some poor sod in broad daylight. You can also jump the queue at the chemists just so that you can have your methodone. And the best part is that the government will PAY you to do this and more, every week as regular as clockwork !!!!!!!!!!.

THE SECRET IS, DON'T DO IT IN A LAND ROVER, THEN IT'LL ALL BE OK.

Staunchly right of right WP.:mad:
 
you should move to france dude. they'd let you drive a 16x16 so long as you'd put up with the roads being closed when the cyclists want to have it all to themselves for an hour or so
slob
 
:D Hi there Slob,
Nah, I find that Cyclists tend to get stuck between the tread blocks on me Diamond backs old bean !!!!!!!!!!.
Summat strange that, groups of lycra clad men in close formation. A little too "Village people" for my taste.

Regards W(I like girls and beer)P.
 
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