Just come to say my goodbyes and thank those who have helped me with sound advice - particularly Nodge 68.
Sadly, just taking the wee lad to an after-school event this evening, a big artic that had got lost on the winding narrow roads round here, carrying a very large steel fabrication that overhung its extended trailer by a few feet either side, managed to rip the side out of it whilst trying to squeeze past. It's not a valuable car. Once he'd burst the driver's front wing, it was pretty obvious it was going to be a write-off. As it was, he then carried on past and took out the driver's door, rear offside passenger door and the offside quarter panel and rear bumper. Nobody hurt though, all this happened at less than walking pace. Car still drives and if it had just been doors and a front wing, I might have trawled the scrappers for replacements, but the complex area around the offside extractor vent behind the bumper, where it meets the inner wing and boot floor is quite badly mangled and I now need to cut my losses and move on...
So long guys!