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Glad to see you're lightening up a bit Ratty Should we call a truce... or should the women and children run for cover?

fenby1976 said:

Glad to see you're lightening up a bit Ratty Should we call a truce... or should the women and children run for cover?

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How bigs yer flippin tent?

Well I'm sure you're a very nice chap really, but you're just not my type

fenby1976 said:

Well I'm sure you're a very nice chap really, but you're just not my type

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I was on about the women and children. Hang on though.......






















Nellie. You got annuver customer.

I want Nelly, and not as his customer either

Nelly is my perfect guy, short and cute and best of all, quiet as a mouse lol

TWEETS said:

I want Nelly, and not as his customer either

Nelly is my perfect guy, short and cute and best of all, quiet as a mouse lol

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Is your middle name Retsgom??

Eh?

Foocough then. You int seen me in my elefant. I mean element. The DJ in the club confiscated my whistle the other weekend

TheVengefulElephant said:

Foocough then. You int seen me in my elefant. I mean element. The DJ in the club confiscated my whistle the other weekend

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Well if you're gonna keep inserting it into his rectum whaddaya expect.

Sirus said:

Is your middle name Retsgom??

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Oooh you bitch Si... why don't you just call him a fat cnut and have done with it?

Tweets, Retsgom was the nick of a very lardy, apparently pretend solicitor who allegedly wouldn't leave one of the other members (allegedly a female police orificer - make your own mind up about which bit of that is alledged) alone after, allegedly, he sent her a picture of his brother in law instead of one of himself, because his brother in law was only 15 stone instead of, well lets just say "a lot more than 15 stone" shall we, and she agreed to meet him (allegedly) and then wanted, some say unsurprisingly, nothing more to do with him after deciding he was a bit of a cnut, allegedly

That about cover it y'all?

smirk!

DTZ said:

Oooh you bitch Si... why don't you just call him a fat cnut and have done with it?

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Pot /kettle

allegedly

Sirus said:

Pot /kettle

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White no sugar if yer making one.

lmao

I know I'm a fat ****, tell me something I don't know

Hence why I never have much luck with men, I prefer to be single anyway....

TWEETS said:

I know I'm a fat ****, tell me something I don't know

Hence why I never have much luck with men, I prefer to be single anyway....

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Don't worry Tweets. Once Nellie's tied to the bed he CAN'T say no.

Sirus said:

Pot /kettle

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Careful or I'll sue yer!

Anyhoo... it weren't me wot fancied Catz... that wuz the rest of yers dribblin' all over her and her uniform.

TWEETS said:

I know I'm a fat ****, tell me something I don't know

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Hehe... you int as fat a Rets... or Sirus come to that

DTZ said:

Careful or I'll sue yer!

Anyhoo... it weren't me wot fancied Catz... that wuz the rest of yers dribblin' all over her and her uniform.

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That wern't dribble on the dibble. That were cock snot.