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Another joke lifted from VOLVO Forum
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A lady walks into a Volvo dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Volvo S90 and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** yourself when I tell you the price."
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A young kid is walking home from school when a car pulls up alongside him...
The driver says "get in the car".
The kid says "No way!" and keeps walking.
The driver says "Get in the car and I'll give you a candy bar!"
The kid says "No way. A candy bar won't do it."
The driver says "Get in the car and I'll give you a candy bar and twenty bucks!"
The kid says "Look Dad, you bought the Volvo, YOU deal with it."
The driver says "get in the car".
The kid says "No way!" and keeps walking.
The driver says "Get in the car and I'll give you a candy bar!"
The kid says "No way. A candy bar won't do it."
The driver says "Get in the car and I'll give you a candy bar and twenty bucks!"
The kid says "Look Dad, you bought the Volvo, YOU deal with it."
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2nd bath in three days, so...no bath for me next year then...Happy Birthday Mike, another year gone bath time comes around quicker doesn't it.. good luck with the appointment.
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No John. I burnt the incriminating evidence!Any photos hanging around?
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