Search results

If you can still see your drive then clearly it isn't full enough. :P

As title says, a H-reg 3.9 V8 Vogue SE Classic for sale. Spares as it's pretty crispy but then I've seen some fairly bonkers projects on here so I wouldn't put it past someone to try and project this. Got it years ago to be a project but long story short, **** happened. So now it sits, sad and...

Update: Got my EKA code this morning, car accepted the code....still didn't work, no remote function, alarm still triggered by the key in the ignition, and engine immobilized. So I was just getting ready to start taking the headliner out to get to the receiver (I don't have a sunroof so can't do...

That's fair. XD Well I should hopefully have my EKA from Land Rover within the next day or so. If that doesn't work then I'll try swapping in a known good receiver.

Ah I wasn't aware of that. I currently only have one key (I do have a spare but....I have put it somewhere TOO safe it would seem...) and I changed the battery in it to make sure it wasn't that.

Hi, thanks for the reply. :) I had considered the remote sensor but I found the timing a bit coincidental. It had worked the day before and it seemed to stop working after I had unplugged the air compressor for the rear suspension, so I figured I ballsed up and made the car angry. XD

Hi all. I think the keys to my Disco 2 TD5 have become unsynced and I don't have the EKA code. I can unlock the car using the doorlock only, no reaction from the remote and the engine is immobilized. Is there anyone near me that has a Nanocom that would be willing to get my code from my car please?

Car has now sold. :)

Hi all, sorry for the lack of activity in here but life has been a little hectic since creating the thread. Taffi, I've replied in PMs but yes it is still available.

UPDATE: Sold. I have a 1996 P38 that I am looking to sell. Currently off the road as I got it as a project and sadly life got in the way. It is a 4.6 Petrol V8 Automatic with LPG conversion (boot tank) and Coil conversion (from what I can see, it still has all the plumbing and the pump for the...

Hi, if you still need a P38 I have one I'm looking to sell. It is near Swansea though.

Possibly try removing the spray from the head of the bolt and weld a new nut on top of the rounded nut?

You could also get some frilly lace skirting to go along the bottom edging of the car and along the wheel arches. And then cap off the look with a pair of those fake testicles hanging from the tow ball. Make it really classy. :P

That's fine, as soon as they cut into him they'd realise that he was actually an ant colony disguised as a human to infiltrate and spy on humanity.

I think we should bring in a bull**** tax for politicians. Any time we all agree that a politician is talking bull**** we get to tax them....but we don't take money.....we take vital organs. The organs then go to people on transplant waiting lists. Sadly won't get many hearts that way...

Hmmm, that may result in extra tax collected from all the guys who would insist on paying more tax so that they could brag to people that it was all crotch weight. :P

How about taxing people for the amount of tread they have left on their tyres while also increasing the fines for when it gets too low? :P

You're right, better take all the tax off air travel and dump that on car owners too. Maybe introduce a seat tax, could tax people for the number of seats their car has, or how many are empty when they are driving around (doesn't matter if you just dropped people off). Neither would surprise me...

Wonder how long until they introduce that on a wider scale. Bunch of pricks. Maybe instead of repeatedly screwing people who dare to own cars they should actually look at lowering emissions from air travel (instead of expanding airports for more flights) or shipping.

I certainly hope you're also going to put eyelashes on the headlights. :P