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It’ll take him a week to think up another stupid handle.

Yer can wash evryfing at 20 deg now so get loads of washing dun before winter.

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Not wealthy (fuel, road tax, repairs. My common road trips are 1000 - 1500 miles.) Not enough room to park it Four working dogs Too luxurious You may have sufficient bearer bonds to fund a Range Rover but I don’t.

Range Rover utterly impractical for me, would have to have been an F1 (or 2 if necessary).

Huh. I tried for 3 months and couldn’t find a decent one, would have been happy to find one with a good body and spend (say) £3000 on rebuilding the transmission. Plenty of “not the usual rubbish” ads, none of it true. Add to that the road tax now being double what my Yeti’s is and the amount of...

Uh, what an arse. Never worked out why they stick the blimmin thing where it’s hardest to get at. My Yeti is a DSG so that’s not an issue but I bet there are others.

Can’t help with the techno-stuff that the rest of you guys excel at but for what it’s worth I may be able to shed some light on Timpsons. Mrs DG managed to break the blades of both the keys to her Skoda Fabia at the pivot point (it’s a fold-out key) and my local man in town couldn’t help me but...

Is that an inside or outside job?

Mornin orl. Be cold an damp yer. Luckily, blanket be warm.

Zartinly is doan yer, av bin bizzundoan ferran our or tu zo var!

End October will be the last cycle. Life begins again.

This great when the penny drops. Like weight liftin off their shoulders.

End uv chemo

Mornin volks. Annuva rough naight, no wurk furrus tudai. Oanly a mumf tu go. Gude job us avva dacent guvnor.

It’s a Secret.

Mornin volks. Crap nights zleep zo curling up on zofa wiv a couple uv zpaniels wot be moor friendly than a bed. Wotchin noos ont telly, turnin off zoon, tis rubbish aboat volks geddin married, like that wuz sumfing noo. Avva gude dai frens!

In case you haven’t got the drift here, we’re simple country folk and are only fortunate enough to have learned our letters in Sunday School so need pictures. We really like pictures….. Oh, and welcome to the nuthouse!

Locked?

Still won’t stop the next bench from nicking your can and losing the straw…..