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Reached me fine my bud. Thanks!

Sounds laike juss the fing fer us boys. Us be geddin short uv laighthouses doan yer.

Evenin orl. Acherly got tu wirk a dun 5 hours. Ache all over and veet on fire but very happy! Now tu see iffn us ken repeat the performance termorra!

A couple of white ribbons and it’s good ferra wedding I reckon.

Mornin orl. Be voggy doan yer. SWMBO av goan oat wivvus dugs zo be taime ferra nuvva coffee anna vew moor logs ont stove. Us veet be shrinkin zo mebbe wurk termorra.

Morning folks. Been having mobility problems and a bit of a grumpy old Eeyore so not been sociable. Thanks for the heads up! Hope all are well and especially Edgar now that his moment is imminent!

Mornin orl. Be dull an damp yer. Off to see my dealer (Boots) at 0900 to stand inna kew fer arthurn our. Wish us luck, send a Red Cross parcel if I’m not back by termorra.

Thanks! I’ll see if any of my kit can deal with it. I say! Above and beyond, my dear chap! Many thanks.

Mike Leigh’s reportedly marvellous film about the relationship between Gilbert & Sullivan. Never seen it but would love to, must have been a tempestuous combo!

uv coarse. Tastes inverted.

Twuz juss anuvva fing as em ztole vrum us. We ad mines tu, yer know!

Mornin volks, Be dull a wet tudai zo it be wudstove and spannel dai. Mebbee zum kookin ledder. An Stan, be cream on vurst. Tis physics. Stops jam runnin off.

I just have a Keir Starmer doll.

That be what us need, a fellow conspiritor!

Mornin orl, a bit dull doan yer but no excuse fer duin nort. Mrs DG is orft geddin us dugs clipped and nails dun zo bedder get sumpfing visible dun afore her comes back. Tis orl smoke and mirrors bud bess geddit dun!

Mornin volks, Tis boodivul doan yer in Deb'n wiv braight zun an nod tu cold. Pudding nu vipers on us Yeti tudai wot zhud be lars fing avore winter arrives properlaike. Off tu osspiddle agen ledder on, twud be gude tu fink em can zort oat us swollen veet zo us ken ged back tu wurk. can't wurk in...

Mournin orl. Be drai agen, us boys avvin a ressvul dai cus SWMBO be ohm. Uss’l top up woodstove an avva doaz wile er be oat wiv dugs…..

See the gp, lay it on really thick and get on to allopurinol. You must be gout-free for a month before you start. Until then, paracetamol & codeine with ibuprofen will take the edge off it. My problem is that I can’t use ibuprofen tablets because I’m on chemotherapy and the combo isn’t good. My...

Massive sympathy for the gout. Get on top of it as soon as possible. I left it rather late!

Adda labradorian aboat twenny yers back wot et three boxes uv Thorntons posh choclits oavernaight wiv no ill effects. Mid yew, that wuz the wun what survived half a drum of slug pellets anorl. Miracle dug!