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Sorry ex mate, I am ashamed now of what I drove, what you drive and how we look. The toyoto club guys are just so cool. There women are just so much more femine than landy girls as well soz

Typical Landy driver (narrow minded) doesnt want us to buy imports but expects everybody else to buy our exports, its called international commerce, world depends on it!!

Me a cock, I am not the one driving round in what looks like Postman Pat's van!

Just looked up Norwegian for offroader its Nobber!!!!!!

A yorkie/poodle cross and a larrge bulge

Hi Minxy, Not seen that fabulous Disco or heard you on the airwaves, you sure you are in Kernow or ar you just pretending???? (is it really your husbands vehicle)

Better a cock than a lonely sad, bearded bloke who can only prove his manhood with a large offroader,, what next a pitbull????

Finally sold Defender, now got a real offroader, doesn't drink fuel, doesn't break down, doesnt get stuck in mud, doesn't cause global warming, don't have to dress like a lumberjack to drive it, no longer have as much chance as pulling a bird as a spotty teenager at a star trek conference...

Cant believe I go out at night with you two foxy weirdo,s. Thank goodness Bucky was there when it got dark???

Put some mud on it mate

I have been known to use them as penis rings, bit tight though:(

towed a boat home for a mate, didnt tell me it was the size of the Queen Mary, nearly used a gallon a mile

Put luvely new stickers on it

It would be if the competition included wearin hats:D:D

Its an offence under construction and use regulations not to be fitted and working. have an accident probably not insured. Nightmare. I would check this/sort it out quickly:(

you'll know your old when you buy a Julia Bradbury magazine (soon to come surely) and look at the landy picture in it:(

We are running a challenge down here in cornwall instead if you want to take part. Called the kernow challenge you have to drive a landy and eat a lot of pasties:cool:

Five foot. Realistically no false claims, 1 -2 miles in deep Cornish valleys. Up to 5 miles around dartmoor and 10 - 15 from hills.