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Aye right youve forged the cert 🤣🤣

"Hello Does anyone have the exact dimensions of the crankshaft locking pin for the engine block of a Land Rover Discovery 3 2. 7 Thank you very much" Jsem si jistý, že to někdo udělá, ale je lepší si vygooglit svou otázku do angličtiny, pokud...

Got it today not had time for a good look around but Handbrake is completely stuck ! two tyres have been slashed The aerial is snapped only one key with no fob ☹️one parking sensor is not clicking The mirrors are not folding the temp is...

Swine is nice, near Beverley which is really nice.

'Er indoors took a photo of me next to a road sign with a direction arrow pointing at me, many years ago. The sign was SWINE - a little village near Hull. Saw a similar photo of the guvner, on a pub wall, taken next to a sign in the Orkney or...

🤣 🤣 🤣 GF of Lunnon, 1666. Cutty Sark 1869. 🤣🤣🤣 Me born 1955!

Give him a old bedsheet with the wind you got he could sail it home

Need to go oot for 10mins a mate is coming up for a cement mixer, hes going to push it home 1/2 a mile 🤣🤣

Dinnae ye member tha fire that had away at the Cutty Sark? https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2007/may/21/artnews.art

Wot the great fire of London 🤣 🤣 Yer a dinosaur....

Skate bords give good support and prevent gravel rash , not got short legs 😂

Check this............https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/zoo-asks-for-unwanted-pets-to-feed-to-captive-predators/ar-AA1JTlzo?ocid=msedgntp&pc=NMTS&cvid=689113f4225846a5bbe794ffedd9686a&ei=17 Wonder if they take wife's I have all the paper work...

Probably be cheaper

I had to tie some padding on my William as it was dragging along the tarmacadam, not cause its long tis cause ive got wee legs 🤣 🤣

I think it came from a time back when the English invaded Scotland in 1296 & the bad habit was kept as a hobby in Fife.

Used to be a Royal burgh years ago, look up Captain George Moodie (famous ship) lived in upyermucky

I'll have to do that. Well I did and the only one I could find was a Merkin no ship in sight. Better look up Auchtermuchty. So, found it there, first Captain of the Clipper Cutty Sark, which was near where I went to uni so I visited it, long...

Gerald Chrysler European, Yep, that oughter do it!!!!

If not just change yer name to suit the reg :p

So, put a whole town, or is a village?, up your finger?? You really do have some funny ways norf of the border!!!

My noo neighbour's son has an old but sparkling condition Citroen BX. He is a skinny little, autistic engineer, but a damn good one. I asked him if he'd flog me the reg as it reads "BX 976 (the month and year I started my French degree) then my...

It’s only a rumour, but the last 3 may be my initials 🤣

Wots in mean Doggie..

Why would you need them in yer loft...

Funny that the last three letters read "O" level. Might have been better as MSC!!!

Bought many moons ago, at less than 10% of its current value.

Prolly cos you has it tied to your William!! Don't want to lose a valuable item of apparel like that to a bit o a draught!

Evening all got a wee breeze outdoors still got me kilt on tho. 🤣 🤣

Yep, no border of any colour.

As long as no white border 😀