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Are you vomiting or just feeling like being kicked under back of the ribs. Last visit to A+E I was vomiting or wretched in North Manchester General. Luckily they had sick bowls at the reception desk as I explained my predicament and national...

*******Greater Manchester Police and Bee Network*******public Information. Artist impression from grainy CCTV Bee Network public transport bus. Police are warning the public to be aware of a character going on buses in Manchester blowing wind. Do...

Morning All. :D Raining. :) Got to go all the way to Basildon to a bank because my wife's identity cannot be confirmed by their online apps. They use equifax etc. to determine that you are a real person. All bills are in my name, she has no...

Still in A+E 13 hours up to now, they decided I have a kidney stone, told em that when I arrived. Waiting to see a doctor now 🙂

Sit in yer Freelander. It will cheer yer up and take the pain away.

Rain over nite. Anuvva 200L. 250L yesdi. So me harvester is wuking. All water butts now full. 1100L. Need to put a filter on the first one as me little friends sit ont garage roof eating nuts. Shells fall down into me guttering which goes to me...

Middle dottir and husband hardly ever go on holiday. A while back they went to Venice, secodn day he got em, totally ruined their holiday, they ain't been on one since. :( Oops made yet another typo, meant "second", don't want any more angry...

Ive seen someone in pain with kidney stones wasnt nice. Best wishes matey. ;)

I tried to get into a cage with a woman once, bloody terrifying creatures.

Mr misery guts 🤣 🤣

Sympathies mate! :( :( :(

In A+E getting pain killers for kidney stone pain. 15 hour wait 🤨

An alternative for those wot don't care to watch wimbledon

Back from Ireland, FL2 returned 42 mpg overall. Power steering still using a little fluid but cant see any leaks. Sunflowers grown a couple of feet while I was away and I got a kidney stone which kept me up all last night, eased off today but...

Dunt try this at home

You've had your summer, nights are drawing in again, winter is on the way. Time to dig yer thermals out 😁

Rain has stopped after nearly a week. :oops: So much for summer I hope it gets better. Off out to mess about outside. No immediate jobs on that im aware off. :):)

Reminds me of when I was working in and around London Docklands on construction projects. The area got more than its fair share of bombs during ww2, about 25% of which never went bang. Location records of UXB's is very good, on some jobs we...

Today's mission has been mished. :D Fragrant old mattress all rolled up and secured. Added some pick-up handles. I offered to put it outside under the cover of the eaves but the wife said to leave it for her brother to sort out now the hard...

A WW2 UXB was found in a garden down ere yesdi. They dug it out, carted it off (to the beach, i think) an blowed it up. Weren't arf a bang..

Morning All. :D Today's mission is to roll up a smelly old mattress at the old gals house and chuck it out. I am advised that rubber gauntlets may be required as it's a bit crusty and fragrant. I shall be armed with some ratchet straps and some...

Was going to make anuvva batch ov frozen meals but fergottid me unyuns. Mince and veg this time.

Can ye not glue in back in without sticking yer digits to the tap, let us know & we will call a nice fireman to help you. Ps wear clean pants 🤣 🤣

Plastic fing has come out me kitchen sink mixer tap. Sort ov shapes the water nicerer assit comes out said tap. Fink its snapped. Seems to be some left int as if its screwed int.

He spelt ***** wiv out the i making it ****.

I never seen any swearing :mad::mad:

Errrr Nope !!! I just moved tools from my old boxes into my noo one. :p

Quite a few cross over size wise, not perfect but good enough to get you out of a pickle.

Worth keeping for a Landy as you never know where Land Rover have used odd size fixings!