Hippo's latest activity

Just seen me fox frew the window. He set me security light oft. Young and fin. Was looking round me nut feeding area. Not sure if they eat nuts.

Tis no joke. Struggled to lift it out ma ippo. Gorrit wiv me good arm on me good shoulder. If eye'd left it outside it be ravaged.

Eye has hadda bit of flu. Coffin, cold, temperature and shivers. Woke up yesdi to find me shoulder urtin. Musta lay funny int nite.

Eye is still poorly. Me shoulders urtin now.

'Twas a breezy day here in Wales, with rain until about lunchtime. Nothing out of the ordinary.

At least he won't complain about a crap heater -----

Nuts arrive morra. Gorra few wuk trips coming up. Need to make a feeder to drop nuts a few times a day. Can't find anyfink yer can by. Control be easy. Might make it out ov wud wiv a series ov actuators or a fredded rod controlled by a motor. Rod...

Aye right youve forged the cert 🤣🤣

I took a pic of my ex on holy island under a floating caravan when we got the pics back it said moody on the boat right above her head 🤣 🤣

Swine is nice, near Beverley which is really nice.

'Er indoors took a photo of me next to a road sign with a direction arrow pointing at me, many years ago. The sign was SWINE - a little village near Hull. Saw a similar photo of the guvner, on a pub wall, taken next to a sign in the Orkney or...

🤣 🤣 🤣 GF of Lunnon, 1666. Cutty Sark 1869. 🤣🤣🤣 Me born 1955!

Give him a old bedsheet with the wind you got he could sail it home

Dinnae ye member tha fire that had away at the Cutty Sark? https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2007/may/21/artnews.art

Need to go oot for 10mins a mate is coming up for a cement mixer, hes going to push it home 1/2 a mile 🤣🤣

Wot the great fire of London 🤣 🤣 Yer a dinosaur....

I'll have to do that. Well I did and the only one I could find was a Merkin no ship in sight. Better look up Auchtermuchty. So, found it there, first Captain of the Clipper Cutty Sark, which was near where I went to uni so I visited it, long...

Skate bords give good support and prevent gravel rash , not got short legs 😂

Check this............https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/zoo-asks-for-unwanted-pets-to-feed-to-captive-predators/ar-AA1JTlzo?ocid=msedgntp&pc=NMTS&cvid=689113f4225846a5bbe794ffedd9686a&ei=17 Wonder if they take wife's I have all the paper work...

Probably be cheaper

I had to tie some padding on my William as it was dragging along the tarmacadam, not cause its long tis cause ive got wee legs 🤣 🤣

I think it came from a time back when the English invaded Scotland in 1296 & the bad habit was kept as a hobby in Fife.

Used to be a Royal burgh years ago, look up Captain George Moodie (famous ship) lived in upyermucky

Gerald Chrysler European, Yep, that oughter do it!!!!

So, put a whole town, or is a village?, up your finger?? You really do have some funny ways norf of the border!!!

If not just change yer name to suit the reg :p

My noo neighbour's son has an old but sparkling condition Citroen BX. He is a skinny little, autistic engineer, but a damn good one. I asked him if he'd flog me the reg as it reads "BX 976 (the month and year I started my French degree) then my...

Usually yer go to the docs to get a finger up yer Auchtermuchty you went for the other way round didnt ye 🤣 🤣

Funny that the last three letters read "O" level. Might have been better as MSC!!!

Prolly cos you has it tied to your William!! Don't want to lose a valuable item of apparel like that to a bit o a draught!