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You'll have to wait and see if anyfink grows out ovvit, to know if they dropped some seeds in ferra laff.

They gimme jections of lydocaine (i think) as a local before they picked out the bits of chipboard, then flushed it wif a litre of saline, then sowed me up. Was uncomfortable, but then, as a tratterer, I'm used to that.

I remember watching my Granda fitting a noo door in their kitchen, he used an old penny as a gap gauge for sides and top ...

Or the Zimmer frame needs some oil 😂😂😂😂

Do you feel older when the Sun don't shine, could be vitamin D or lack of ?

They have one braincell in the group and sometimes one bloke takes it home by mistake ...

Worth spending a bit on it then to bring it back

Leccy tratter.

Me wuks phooter is upgrading to win 11. :(

Last thought before I go to bed. Sometimes I don't feel old. At other times I do. But now that I am older than the Pope I DEFFO do. Shucks! Peace be with you, brethren. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Do any of these peeps ever rub heads? In which case why do they not have two neurones to rub together between them?

I hired a van that did that ....

No way they left that door like that 🤣 🤣 Well it is Friday..

Tis a nightmare to get rid of even with stem injection, it takes years even then it can lay dormant until the conditions are right & it comes back. There was a house for sale 1/2 mile from us & a couple got refused a mortgage as knotweed had been...

Looks a bit like it. It is quite old and had a couple of issues when it still worked but it would be a shame to ditch it because its dual voltage. It was a bit like Terry McCan's taxicab in Come in T64, your time is ticking away... in that it...

I thought the hard hat was for all the abuse that gets thrown at them. 🤣 🤣

You dont feel a thing the nippy part is when they clean the wound then stick a needle into it.

Has it been used underwater 😃🏊🏊🏊

Hope everyone had a good bank holiday weekend last weekend. This week seems to have sped by, I've spent a lot of it breaking up a concrete floor which has been hard going even with power tools. I can only describe the appearance of it as I...

Normal to do that on a hollow door glue it back in 😯😯

Not even systemic weed kill kills knot weed so just snapping it of will just P--- it off and it will spread even more 🌱🌱

For when the roof caves in 😂

...that I am a tad "miffed". The old gal has not had her OP/Procedure today because..... She hid grapes in her locker and ate them when she was in a period of nil-by-mouth pre op. How/why the ward staff cannot understand that a person of...

Fill the door wiv plaster.

Usually cut evenly from each side. And normally max 10 - 15mm cut at each side.

Tell him he can stay if he picks up the cat poo int morning.

...that my wife's cousin who is staying with us... Managed to flood our guest bathroom and have water coming through our kitchen ceiling on his last visit and today announces that he has broken the toilet seat in the guest bathroom on this visit...

That's an idea, 😀 Also should be cut from the bottom

Why didn't he take the wood out trim the door, then re-fit the wood ?