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Very verry nice looks like a spiraea ( bridal wreath )

Sound like it's not closing proper, is the cable snagged or twisted ?

Definitely not set up correctly, most probably the cheapest s---- you can buy

There was a lot of krap posted on 'ere yesterday 🤣🤣🤣

Bin men took me deaded squirrel. Was starting to smell like a tratterer.

Hope your kazi’s could cope with this beast 😂

No need to be personal re size of jobbies. Mine usually flush with one flush. And not being a golf person I don't have any irons, not even a mashie niblick. As for eating less, if I did so, I would turn inside out, such are my efforts to lose the...

Is A4 paper not a bit rough to wipe yer bum with. :oops:

If you ate less youd do smaller poo's, then you wouldnt have to beat them down with a 4 iron. jobby job jobbed. 🤣 🤣

That is totally rubbish. I take it the council provided this piece of poop? Grr!:mad:

Did the fitter previously wuk in sollyhull?

Might have to do that Thing is , they had an empty room and a full new bathroom delivered to fit in it , plus they had a van full of tools but still managed to cock everything up, cistern not level on wall or square with it, water entry pipe at...

...that this little tree/bush looks absolutely stunning for about 10 days every year. Then it returns to looking totally boring and featureless. :(

Not sealing down properly as well then. Just put a new (decent) flush valve into it yourself

Well it did fill and then two thirds of it would flush away, but after last flush it runs from cistern into bowl constantly and water running into cistern trying to top it up but failing so I'm back to flushing with a bucket of water :(

It's full, actually slightly overflowing, it doesn't actually empty, always about a third full even after a flush EDIT, flushed it and the cistern is emptying constantly now

Is your cistern full of water (once finished refilling)?

Sounds like its holding on fer dear life.

:D Toilet paper takes two flushes and then it gets sucked slowly away at the very last minute

That would make quite a floater imo.

Flipping Windows 11 keeps doing random things. Frinstance the screen size keeps changing and I cannot even slide it over to see stuff. REALLY annoying. Obvs something to do with how I move the finger across the touchpad. Cannot remember how to...

I screwed half a sheet of A4 paper up and it wouldn't flush it away, took 3 flushes !

Modern loos are rubbish aren't they? So often. But the flush being slow is weird. Ours flush quick enough there just often isn't sufficient volume of watter to shift stuff. And of course the float is adjusted up to the max.

That is also on my list of possibles if nowt else works too well!!

Let's face it, if they were dropped by a Scotsman they would have been caught before they hit the water. Farthings 🤣

Any chance of adjusting the float up so the cistern fills up more?

Or the first two coins from a viking hoard