It isn't the thread for whining for sympathy either.
And this is not the section for this thread. When, if at all, was the last mention of Defenders?
Perhaps this thread should be moved to Anything Goes?
'I would just like to say' that...
This reads like "I needed an excuse to go and take myself in hand whilst looking through the neighbours window, so l locked my fowl on their land whilst wifey is away".
Dirty old pervert, choking his chicken.