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When I done the concrete for my garage floor a bloody cat walked over it, one of the neebs looked at it & said thats my cat cause its got an extra toe......oh yer its deffo got an extra toe with my boot up its hoop. 🤣 🤣

Is it a 3 toed sloth? Was it too quick for you to see it?

I wonder how many people have Steemer on ignore or simply ignore the ramblings of the Walt as self-serving drivel?

I'm only here for the creeps . . .

You gotta be a massive pillow biting, bed wetter to have people on ignore and to state that you have people on ignore. What is the common denominator of the 9 ignored people? That is right....the one real creep on here- Stanley Sir!

And now from our roving reporter in Benfleet......... A long-haired, wild-eyed man was seen screaming through the streets of Benfleet today in a Grey Mini classic while proclaiming "She Lives, professor, She Lives". :D At long last I seem to...

Tratter, towing a breakdown truck with a FL on -----

That new life insurance policy…

Why are you so insistent on doing everything to derail the medical care she is receiving?

If you know someone with a lathe, you can get them to turn the morse taper into straight shank.

Probably dint wanna get hit by an underground train.🤣

@Hippo 's cheeks have been pounded too many times for them to still touch together. It'll probably sound like an underground train arriving when he farts.

You do realise they're talking about torches, not flesh-lights........you dirty old pervert.

Probably Moet, that well-known drain cleaner.

Tis a vintage Palmer D'or magnum. Will open it tomorrow evening.

Magnum? Jereboam? Methusela? Or do you mean the makers name?

Gosh.

Oh......."nice". I thought it said something different. P.S. you've been in here for months- you should cut down on the cooking sherry.

Taken the cost out of her pittance of a salary. When wifey was alive, we use to enjoy burning £50 notes and feeding each other’s medicine to next doors cat.

The idea of a club to join for the sailing of boats is long past its sell-by date. The whole thing is now antiquated and of little value. My cleaner’s next door neighbour’s lover had a second cousin who applied to join and they interviewed the...