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R u one of them veggy peeps.. tis ok we accept all types including freelander owners.

🤣 naw…it’s just a bit o well used skank that’s been well run in before I got it…I eat anything except fish. Eat wot a chib wiv my chocolate trifle…even picked up stuff off the road if it was fresh-ish. Nom nom nom

I don’t eat fish but it’s rank aye…

I’ve had my nose cxxxxxted a few times so no sense o smell…big advantage boss 🙃

I could vouch for chappie… apparently good enough to eat even if u ain’t a bow wow… I put in the other half’s pasta one night to see if she would notice…she’d pxxxxd me off so I thought a wee comeback was needed..penne arrabiata and chappie stead...

I'm seeking forgiveness for my automotive infidelity I've been living a lie... My heart belongs to Land Rovers, but I've committed a grievous sin... I've fallen for a Chevrolet Silverado. The thrill of American muscle has seduced me, and I've...

Well, the son on law did it. So the filters and all the cyclones now have sick in them so it pumps out eau de puke constantly, bit like a fart gun. "Errm, could you strip it down an clean it for me..?" 'Foxtrot Oscar, monkey boy..'

This one is Android: Honor.