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Which one is the hippo 😯

This should cheer you all up ---

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But that's over 5yrs old and looks in better shape than the average UK road 😕

Funniest post of the week award. But also guaranteed ti get you a Glagow kiss :vb-headbang:

“Can my mate have a swatch of yer fanny miss?” 🤪

Your needing to have a gid swatch at a certain episode of chewin the fat boss...you'd love it.

Can I suggest going swimming, its great for non stress exercise (unless you cant swim) 🤣 🤣 Steam room & sauna is great for relaxing plus you get a good swatch. mmm might not be good for your blood pressure. :p

Maybe we should return to Roman roads and cobbled streets. As the concept of laying decent tarmac to your average Irish travelling community falls on deaf ears.🙄 Theses days instead of some Irish woman turn up with several kids in tow selling...

Its a landy it will break soon & then you'll be begging someone to take it. 🤣 🤣 The keys have been in mine for 2 years & its still outside.

Just back from the gig:D that makes me sound young and trendy don’t it? He was pretty good (for a German ;)). Full house. David Garrett is his name plenty stuff on the tube. Now sat back on the terrace with a night cap. J