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1974 apparently when peeps thought brown was a great colour.... yes sir we have one in the showroom....so you'd like a brown Allegro with rank interior to match 🤣 🤣

I asked him if he would kick her out of bed for farting? and he said "No."

He didn't give her a score out of ten then? ;)

I believe he did like to lick them, yes.

So he was a stamp collector :p

So how would he, or you, turn the watter off if you needed to, frinstance, change your stop cock? Barmy!

...that my son called me from Cologne to ask for a favour regarding chaperoning a surveyor at his house while he is away at Gamescom. As we were talking he suddenly lost his ability to speak and then said "What the ****! There's a completely...

Afternoon all, not so warm today the sun is having a lay in after all its hard work in recent weeks. The silly dog managed to get hold of a toad last night :oops: bloody foaming at the mouth & she was sick during the night all I washed her mouth...

Steady on, my Dad was a philanderer. ;)

We can all do our bit to rid ourselves of them. I’ve started a protest group ‘People against the Freelanderer’

I hadn't realised this was a Poofta thread. :oops: I feel all violated and durty now.

Kerrekted that for you :p

Mornin Dull and cool Water meter installer says I can't have one but they'll reduce my bill 🤔 Got some small pictures of the cars I've owned and goin to hang some of them in the hall More painting to do now it's not burning hot Stay busy all :)

As you have a irrigation system do you grow commercially or just for home use

No proof at all fake news , only 3 on this thread have them 😁

Didn't watch it the first time round then ?

A lot of fires start naturally, bottles , dewdrops lighting, silly law that just a get out clause

Find any platform shoes? 💃

Morning All. :D Poor sleep last night awake 3..6. :( Those French ladies are here... Madam Backertz and Madam Knee-ertz. :( Shopping later. :( Have a good day. :D

I was a "novelty tie" person, the zanier the better. :) From Marc Chagall looking silk colour kaleidoscopes to ones with a mouse in the middle of a grid pattern. :D

If you have clothes you haven't really worn you must have been a bit of a dandy in the past. I have to admit to having worn all of mine regularly, though my red weskit with the shiny back got a few looks askance when I wore it around school! The...

Living in the Montagne Noire, so called because the mountain sides are covered in Oak trees, or pines, more recently. We do worry a bit about fires. In all the time we have holidayed here and since then lived here 6 months of the year, there have...

Yes it is so easy with tap water, not sure those with it, most people, realise the mindset you develop when its in short supply. Your deliveries don't sound too bad, we get less water than you for more - 10m3 for €160 and that's last years price...

Suns come out again. Not so hot but still flippin sweating. :(

we are on 43. 46 north.

I know exactly what you mean. The jackets fit really well, but the trews are a bit "higher-octave-tight". But I live in hope of the resurrection of my former self. ;) One of the jackets is a lovely dark (almost towards brown) green and it is so...

Have to say I am a bit jealous in that any clothes I wore before retirement and a little while after I could no longer get into, except for shirts and sweaters. Jackets would not button up and trews wouldn't get anywhere near fastening. The diff...

So as it isn't too hot I have been out with the big weedwhacker/mulcher. Running better since its service. Did one tank, came in, about to go out again. I think I must be the only person for miles around cutting grass/weeds as they have all...

How did you know? LOL