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Same people that buy Freelanders I guess :p

I could vouch for chappie… apparently good enough to eat even if u ain’t a bow wow… I put in the other half’s pasta one night to see if she would notice…she’d pxxxxd me off so I thought a wee comeback was needed..penne arrabiata and chappie stead...

He might have been Italian thinking about it. I'll have to have another look! Nope, can't find it, flipping annoying, I can picture the bloke doing it but that's no use to you! I should mention I saw it on French TV, so that puts it back till at...

The Yank V8 does sound nice, Yes I have 1. sold the other 1 a few years ago:). Aslong as you have the RR at home you can still be included, dont fret:). J

Now why would anybody buy a bag of that :vb-confused2: J

Funnily there used to be a Frog TV personality who ate dog poo on camera. I'll have to see if I can "dig him out"!!! Nope searched but it must have been on too long ago. all I found was people pranking each other and one very naughty site...

Hard in the summer months. Warm and squishy in the winter.

Whatever happened to white dog poo ?

They sell dog poo bags you can bag the poo, (tis more hygienic than getting poo under yer fingernails) do you wait for the poo to go hard or do you like it warm n squishy 🤣 🤣

Pray? too late, you've been excommunicated 🤣

I'm seeking forgiveness for my automotive infidelity I've been living a lie... My heart belongs to Land Rovers, but I've committed a grievous sin... I've fallen for a Chevrolet Silverado. The thrill of American muscle has seduced me, and I've...

Well we survived the thunderstorms, torrential rain and heavy hail that others in the south of France had. 3 dead at least, others missing. Rose Garlic crop in a neighbouring town totoally destroyed , roads flooded all over, bits of the hi speed...

Morning All. :D A cool & overcast one at the moment. :( Mini club tonight. :) Have a great day. :D

Well, the son on law did it. So the filters and all the cyclones now have sick in them so it pumps out eau de puke constantly, bit like a fart gun. "Errm, could you strip it down an clean it for me..?" 'Foxtrot Oscar, monkey boy..'

You might need a carpet washer, but the hoover will pick up vom…made the mistake of hosting a party a few years back for some Neanderthals…next morning was a mess lots of regurgitant and one splashdown. Jeez man. Hoover did it but without the...

Should have bought a wet n dry vax :p

Oh no you wont 🤣 🤣 Tis like going fishing I throw my baited hook in & wanabee plumber jumps on it 🤣🤣

In Lotus form with the green stripe I hope , good looking car 😉

Your phrase "cars I kept the longest" really got me thinking. The problem being that I have a habit of driving cars and then sometimes, especially if they break down, simply parking them up until I can get around to fixing them. Which means that...

Famous for being frontwheel drive as the words "traction avant" indicates, but apparently their drive shafts were a weak point! I know a Brit chap who runs a B& B with his wife, we used to stay with them when going north to the ferry. He is ex...

Funny you should say that...... I think the Vax Spotwash cleaner is a godsend for such mishaps.

Pop quiz. How thick would you have to be to hoover up kiddie vomit with Dyson? 🤪 Freelander owners can pass..

When I was a youngster working out of IBM South Bank (next to the National Theatre) we used to use a local boozer at lunchtimes and it was opposite the waterloo East station stairway entrance. In one of the railway arches was a business/bloke...

Have wanted a Traction for a long time. surprisingly they are not the most expensive of veteran cars over here. Not cheap mind but still not all that bad.

Had a few as well but wish I'd kept the '52 Citroen 6 cylinder Traction avant, the Moskvitch and the 66 Austin Cooper The cars I kept the longest were a 2.2 diesel Renault 21, a diesel Pug 106 and an 05 Ford Ranger pickup All other vehicles...

That post re the 50 best Britsh cars. I am tempted to start one on "Cars I have owned and wish I still did" In my case, Mk2 Jag, Mk1 Cortina, Opel Manta 1900 A series, Renault 17, Dolomite Sprint, "Hot" mini, even a Renault 6 for heaven's sake.

Me pipe is ere. Well appy wivvit.

Issit broke'd? They normally are.

Really do feel for both you, your W and the old dear. So sad what dementia does. Do so hope that it gets sorted out eventually. :(