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Get her suitcase down from the loft 😊

When I do a winch pull no-one is near it, & if it does snap there is a safety rope attached so it only goes about 30 feet. :) Its a 1000T rated winch so I dont take chances.

Oh aye you've just reminded me..........haha We had a ding dong this morning when I woke up she said to me about giving her the bent tweezers to remove a tic from the dog last night me= what you talking about have you lost the plot what tic ...

At least it didn't go thru someone ...

How much force do you think it would take to do this to a 25t rated shackle :oops: The rope did snap.. eventually & still aint found the pin for it.

Boy that seems high. I thort the one on my disco 2 at £415 was a bit steep, but it does cover us for as long as we want to be abroad and also recovery all year round again, no matter the country. Ours too is limited to 5k.

This was largely why our eldest dottir and her husband broke up. She argued the hind leg off a donkey, he just went quiet. She complained to me that "He just won't argue with me!" I explained to her that men tend to argue one point at a time and...

A load of freelanders on a lorry.....................

This is a little hilarious. You are being got at for, for once, remembering something that happened a while back. (And for winning an argument and proving it.) Which is usually a female modus operandi. As you say, sauce for the goose is sauce...

I used to work with a chap who always failed a breathalyser test, yet never drank in his life ... He had a metabolic condition where his body made it's own alcohol in his saliva ... had to carry a hospital card around with him ...

Yes, more angry I think. It is a long story, quite complicated I think but she's been through the courts, exhausted all avenues and ended up with a criminal conviction on top of it all. We're not sure of the full details but something went...

Forgive me but I have forgotten why this has happened. My bad. :(

I don't know where you live but in our place in France the water is so soft we have the opposite problem it can be so acid it eats tanks. We catch all the water off our roofs in a big underground tank. We have to have sacrificial anodes in out...

Hello All, I have heard from our @WhiskyLassie and I am pleased to tell you that she is alive & well and is fully occupied getting her feet under the table in her new job. Sadly this means that she has less time to drop by to chat with us all...

Oh dear..... I am in the doghouse...again. Yesterday we went to watch a film she had just recorded. She started it and I said "Hey we watched this just a few weeks ago". Argument ensued she accused me of mis-remembering and then she went to great...

...Update from my lad now he is stuck in Washington DC by the turned back flight from San-Fran to LHR. Apparently they (United Airlines) will "try" to get him a flight to the UK on Sunday (no promises). He has been interviewed by a bloke from the...

Download the app called "smart switch" on both phones, then pair them via bluetooth & send the numbers to the noo phone.

My holiday starts in 5 hours :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Bort meself some more mince to make meself anuvva batch of frozen meals. Chop loads of veg and purrit in me slow cooker. Bacon sandwich for tea tonight.

No idea what is going on with Santander, they tell me I closed the account last November. I had a vague idea this might be right, the lady couldn't tell me where the money went so I went off assuming it had been paid into my normal account. But...

Typical ...

There be power loss at eff-row. Perfect time to gain some sovs tratterers. Get down there wiv yer pto's and power them.

Haven't seen @hoopfish around for a while ? Did he Flounce or Bounce ?

Underfloor isn't level, told em old tiles would have to come up as floor was high in middle Did they listen ? did they fook

Looks like the underfloor isn't level, or the screed wouldn't have slumped ...

Mornin Dry cool and sunny Bathroom floor screeding now dry but not level, slopes towards the bathroom door, not good for a wetroom. Off to look at a Gaylander today, wish me luck Stay safe all Picture of floor around flush shower tray

Shame his car is in Heathrow Long-Term innit? :D

Some flights are diverting to Gatwick ... dunno about London Luton

Morning All. :D Son is stuck in America as his plane was diverted mid-flight and returned to the USA because of the Heathrow shutdown. :( Means more trouble for us. Get rid of the kids this morning and now 2 trips to his house to feed & water...