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They live down in Southampton and have never had the children. They don't drive and they only have a 2 bed flat and that's not ideal anyway.

How about her parents, are they around ?

Tell her, she'll have to wait her turn now ... There will come a time when the M-I-L is unwell enough to cause concern that you cannot have the G-kids over and then she will have to hold her end up ...

We are looking after the G-kids because my son is away in LA on business. Their Mother refused to have them because "its not my turn to have them" so we stepped up to facilitate. Now guess what? She contacts my son to say she has missed her...

Just about to go out. Monthly big shop and meal in our fave Brasserie in Castres. Then heading Auchanwards. Have a lovely day all!! :):):)

Yes, I remember Abraham was going to sacrifice Isaac for his God. Same old parables/examples of daftness across the faiths.

If you win you can buy us all one. :cool:

Yeah ... Eid al-Adha United Kingdom Friday 6 June 2025 On Eid al-Adha, Muslims commemorate Ibrahim’s willingness to sacrifice his son Ismail to Allah (God). Eid celebrations in the UK differ somewhat from those in predominantly Muslim countries.

You wouldn't need to buy anymore logs. You'll have sacks full of begging letters to burn :p

Well yes I could! Get yer grovellin shoes on!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Actooly I'd throw a huge party and invite all of you, well most! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eid?????

Thort you was locked up there for a minute!!

LOL 7x that price for 2 cubic metres. Kiln dried and all cut to c.10..12" :)

So, two "steres" hum? How many months will that last you? and what do they charge? We last paid €50 per stere/cubic metre. and do you get the same amount of wood if you have it in metre lengths as opposed to shorter lengths? You don't in...

Morning All. :D Wifey says she was awake ALL night and only dropped off at 07:30. Obs fretting over her Ma's further decline. A bit of a dull day here. C'mon weather, it is midsummer's day in 15 days time, not ruddy October. Ordered some wood...

Mornin Sunny an bright All hooked up ready to go to the show for the weekend Selling some landy bits while I'm there, pair of like new 90 seats should hopefully sell. Have a great weekend all :)

I'd buy a big helicopter for the air ambulance and a little one for me. Then employ someone to finish all me projects while I start a new one :D

Could take Trump on with that, or buy a fleet of Land Rovers FL excluded 😄

Happy Friday peeps. Don't forget the lottery tonight. Could do a lot of good with 200 million squids.

Me lupins av bin destroyed. Thems that flowered struggled when the bugs appeared. Most din't flower. Tis true this year has bin worser than normal. Spray at night and they're back by the morning. Even tried upping the pressure to sqwert them oft...

Only you could see "bon, or bonne, or bons, or bonnes" and come up with "boner". Your great grandpa didn't happen to be called Sigismund Schlomo McFreud did he?!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

I wasnt taking the mick either. 🤣 🤣

You are SUCH a norty boy. Wicked you are, wicked!!!🤣🤣🤣

"Now" the USA! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

The one that's overweight and underpowered. of course.

Your noo pal has given you a boner offered you a pump 🤣 🤣 Does he drive a freelander..

All ready doing my fair share its all the others (India China and now the USA) 😳😳

Poison-Dwarf size. 5' 7" Probably shrunk with age to 5' 6 & 1/2" :)

How tall are you then Dan? I don't give that BMI guff much credence, just asking.