As I have already said, speak for yer feckin self! :rolleyes:

Get over yourself. Some dumb ****er is obviously selling a bent motor. They've been told and have taken exception to the obvious. Has this gone outside of this forum? I certainly haven't sent a text or called anyone. If anyone has, from this forum, it's a decision they have made as an...

Prolly!

Who's wrong?

Yes it is. They're ****wits and if they dun't get 'harassed' some other poor eeyjut further down the line gets 'inadvertantly' (hmmmm?) ****ed over. The premise is exactly the same as 'Rogue Traders' et al. If it's good enough for the teevee, s'good enough fer me. Mob rule, dunt'cha jest...

**** up a rope, ****stick.

Wot the FAAARK is the point in that? For a start it's permanent 4WD, I'm guessing yer puff mates have rear wheel drive pansy cars and watch way too many films called things like "Too gay, too angry with me Mum". Easiest way is to weld a small plate onto the rear crossmember that has the words...

Cock orf, knobrot! :p

Font? FONT? If someone put a font in front of you, you'd wash yer feckin knob in it. :rolleyes:

Dunno, but it is showing on the national insurance database so is 'on the road' still. Ain't there some kind of LR register? Saw it in one of the mag's way back................anyone?

Oh, the old 'for when the missus is driving'? Bollox yer puff! Ratty cun't paaaark, Ratty cun't paaaark, ner, ner, nah, ner, ner! :D

If you're a puff!

Some 90s & 110s will have power steering. I've had a bunch of Series motors with an upholstered paracetomol for a steering wheel & it's not bothered me. A bit of hard work when parking never hurt anyone! ;)

Send her to the Holiday Inn for the weekend and **** orf on your own with a tent and a sleeping bag?

£3k you might just find something worth having, just! About the only reason a Defender is better then a Disco (let's not get into 'break over', 'approach' and 'departure' angles, how often do you actually take them to those extremes?) is it will hold it's value and most of the body work is ali'...

It's a pubic service we provide you know. ;)

Pop rivets and a layer of your own semen underneath. It won't keep the water out, but if you tell your mates, they won't keep sitting on the wings of your motor every time you park up.

For £2k you'll get a rusting, shot to **** heap whatever engine it might have in it. Honestly, you'll be very, very lucky to find anything worth having for that. Everyone will have stories of the mint condition, 300Tdi Defender they picked up for 200 knicker and a quick one off the wrist, but...

You generalised, so did I. :rolleyes:

Only yours, when they're being towed mainly. :rolleyes: