That'll buff out!!

I used to get an insane whining noise - until I got divorced!!

A mini with a jet engine!! BMP MINI Cooper "S" 640 HP Jet Turbine Engine - YouTube

Better borrow a trailer!

Look, do you want me to pick that V8 up tomorrow or not? I can nip down to wigan if you like for the 5.8 V12 if you'd prefer?!?!

They wouldn't have you Doc!!

Yes - but they didn't ask a stoopid question!! Welcome!!

Soz! :amen:

Might be free wednesday. Dont suppose it matters if I pick it up then? (apologies for hijacking thread!)

Oh, yes, and on thursday I'll have an old V8 up for grabs!!

3 minutes Doc? You're losing your touch!!!

I think we're missing an opportunity here. I'm sure the LZ collective wisdom could produce the ultimate landy immobiliser. Just imagine the marketing strategy: With the Dr Evil Landy Immobiliser - you'll never get it going!!

We feel your pain! Good news is there's plenty of help on here!

Hi. Don't want this to sound like an 'I told you so' kind of message as I don't like the thought of people getting done over by dealers, and I've been stung before myself. It kind of shows the importance of being thorough when you're looking at a car or test driving it. I always try to give a...

A member of a Cumbrian mountain rescue team was once heard to say on the radio "base, mobile one, we've rolled the land rover over..........over"!!

mmm, nice! what does it say on the bonnet? ****ty?!!

Update - they've given me a years free membership!! I decided to spend the £89 on other things so I rang today to cancel. They've given me a years membership FOC with an allowance of just one call out. That'll do for me, I reckon!

How do and welcome! Do lots of reading before you part with your money and you'll be less disappointed!!

Dont go to halfords - go to a motor factors (the people that supply garages). Much cheaper and the staff know what they're talking about!