OK, my side of the story.
I went to the workshop to check my wheel bearing and put the nice yellow shockers on it.
Everything went well with the back wheels
and the shockers
so I finished early.
Neil was doing the front and was a little slow, so I had nothing to do.
I was standing by the oil burner as it was a little cold. I have never, ever, touched it, its a bit scary to be honest.
I was suffering withdrawal symptoms and cold when suddenly I noticed it was getting warmer
When I turned round there were flames all over the floor
So I did the sensible thing and shouted for Neil. Who picked up the plastic burning drip tray and walked down the workshop. However it completely melted before the door and melted his glove to his finger. At this point he decided to extinguish it with the hosepipe.
I am innocent