I might have to have a word wiv 'the management' to get titles changed so they start at 'big baby' and range all through the 'terrible teens' and finish at 'coffin dodger' or 'antique'
oi, wot is you intimating.
,no i dunt mean intimate neiver.
oi, wot is you intimating.
,no i dunt mean intimate neiver.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
oi, wot is you intimating.
I wuz on about antiques and coffin dodgers.
But yer too old to be either of them.
evening GD.
I wuz on about antiques and coffin dodgers.
But yer too old to be either of them.
evening GD.
yer cheeky bastid,
.i'm good thanks ratty,hows you??.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
yer cheeky bastid,
I thinks I can safely say, fair to middling.
I thinks I can safely say, fair to middling.
fair to middling is not to bad then,it's a good job yer not here cos you would be feeling decidedly poorly,cos yer a necky sod.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
fair to middling is not to bad then,it's a good job yer not here cos you would be feeling decidedly poorly,cos yer a necky sod.
I wish I was there. I bet you got more munchies in the cupboards than I got here.
I just been on a raiding mission and can't find anything to scoff.
I wish I was there. I bet you got more munchies in the cupboards than I got here.
I just been on a raiding mission and can't find anything to scoff.
nope,just been on one meself,non about.had to have ice cream instead.
.my mate said thanks for the info on the immobiliser prob,he got a firm in and had a complete new system fitted.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
nope,just been on one meself,non about.had to have ice cream instead.
I'm thinking that the freezer should be my next port of call myself.
Glad yer mate got it sorted.
I'm thinking that the freezer should be my next port of call myself.
Glad yer mate got it sorted.
ok,it cost him £250.your up late seeing as you are on days????.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
I'm in bed but wide awake.
Fink it's cos I'm hungry.
bloody hell mate,if i was in bed and my doris was anorl i wouldn't be feckin with a pooter.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
bloody hell mate,if i was in bed and my doris was anorl i wouldn't be feckin with a pooter.
It helps to drown out her snoring.
:bolt::behindsofa:
It helps to drown out her snoring.
lol,i know what you mean,my doris is like a dumper truck on tickover.
.found anything to scoff yet.
kernowdragon
Well-Known Member
Grubs all well and good, but it's the caffine that counts!
true,very true.me and gold blend are very good mates,talking of which??.tis time for a coffee.
kernowdragon
Well-Known Member
Nah.. I reckon I get more out of my two teabags per cup!
each to their own i say,used to drink gallons of tea,then i just went on to the coffee.
kernowdragon
Well-Known Member
I did it in reverse, buckets of coffee, now on the tea, not quite so many trips to the lav
I did it in reverse, buckets of coffee, now on the tea, not quite so many trips to the lav
lol.thats not a problem for me,i can hold my pee for hours and hours.when i used to drink all the lads were amazed at how long i could hold it before i used to pay a visit.
