I am now happy to make my statement Regarding Serfs:
10 Serfs will be provided per MP, they will of course be female, young , slim and well endowed in the puppy deparment
Bloody Marvelous
the hooded claw
Well-Known Member
Please can I have 5 Blonds & 5 Redheads.. (Never bin "too Hot" on Brunetts)
Don't mind Brunetts if the collars & cuffs are blond/redhead though Bin married to a redhead fer 35 years (STILL goes like an Intercity 125 powered by a fusion reactor !!!!!)
No wonder I'm GREY & typin this from my IRON LUNG!!!!!!
Don't mind Brunetts if the collars & cuffs are blond/redhead though Bin married to a redhead fer 35 years (STILL goes like an Intercity 125 powered by a fusion reactor !!!!!)
No wonder I'm GREY & typin this from my IRON LUNG!!!!!!
I would not let Marie see that or you may well find yourself welded to your iron lung.
the hooded claw
Well-Known Member
I would not let Marie see that or you may well find yourself welded to your iron lung.
Hmmmmmmmm!!!! Knowin Marie she'll just punchure that little consertina bag thats going up & down next to me head !!!!or put a Clothes peg on me cathiter & then I'll either suffacate or me dick will explode!!!!
j the range
New Member
i will be sure to tell her next time i is in fleetwood..hahahahahahahaha
the hooded claw
Well-Known Member
Just to "Cover my arse" here & knowin that your "lurkin about the place" I just told Marie & shes OK with it
But she says can I bring a "REAL MAN" next time we have a Foursome ( I think what put her off was findin yer Penis extension under the bed last time you were here !!!)
That was my arm. I was under the bed lookin for me lighter.
Proper government this. Expenses and sex scandles. How real can it get?
We need a member with lots of cash to be editor then. Can you think of anybody, Claw is definatly out of the equation?
the hooded claw
Well-Known Member
I vote fer SMATT he's lives in posh Worcestershire ATM ..so hes gotta be loaded or Rob p38 hes in North Devon ... MILLIONAIRE country
Its snowing and afraid thats about as white as it will get
True nothing to do with colour or race but attitude. No objection to people coming here as such. As long as they don't want to create a seperate country, with their own laws, within our country, which does seem the case with some. If you don't like it, leave it, is my motto.
storm99
Spreading Joy & Harmony
Careful sunshine...we are having a bit of fun here not filming Mississippis Burning..
We need some ladies who can be caught in compromising situations with government ministers. And a few minor royals to take the **** out of. Note the royals will not be allowed to use the countries helicopter fleet to visit their girlfriends or take their brother to the Isle of White for stag does. No excuse by the armed forces minister (yet to be appointed) that it was a standard training exercise will be entertained.
Signed.
Wammers Chancellor.
