Naah don't bother i am sure the payments from the Russian mafia will keep the FIFA officials in cash for years to come. In Preston we have the oldest football ground in the world, were the first professional football club in the world. Yet the national football museum is being moved to Manchester because they offered the biggest bribe. Sorry incentive, to move it there. It's all about money. FIFA is even more corrupt than the house of commons, now there's a sweeping statement.
Khryztal
New Member
Here's another idea for you Fett me boy.
You will need to get hold of a oxy/acetyline welding kit and a small metal rod of some description.
Usage. Heat up metal rod using welding kit until it glows red (but before it starts to droop) then insert rod under toe/finger nail of your victim.... sorry, I mean applicant.
Or you could just stick them in a room with my missus for a while. Either way it's highly painful.
On a different note the green badge fell off my Classic. does it still count towards entry into your country
You will need to get hold of a oxy/acetyline welding kit and a small metal rod of some description.
Usage. Heat up metal rod using welding kit until it glows red (but before it starts to droop) then insert rod under toe/finger nail of your victim.... sorry, I mean applicant.
Or you could just stick them in a room with my missus for a while. Either way it's highly painful.
On a different note the green badge fell off my Classic. does it still count towards entry into your country
fett
Well-Known Member
:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi Gold!
Very effective and I will probably use that method
Yes but you have to figure out how to fix both mine and your heaters
I think classics should be banned, unless they are driven by good looking young ladies wearing extremely short skirts and thongs, or even no underwear, who get in and out of their car in extreme slow motion. Can we have a vote on this proposal?
no and your visa is revoked , get off the island
Seems a tad harsh may I suggest a compromise that All Range Rover owners are supplied with a nubile young female serf to drive them around and do the servicing
no and your visa is revoked , get off the island
How dare you speak to your chancellor in that manner. In my unreproachable position unfortunaly i am not allowed to take bribes. But a Mars bar every week sent to my office in a plain envelope may help your cause if you promise to stick your green oval back on ASAP.
the hooded claw
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As Witch Finder General May I suggest a counter proposal .......
Following on from our chancellor's proposal & I quote
To further this aspect I would propose that ALL Vehicles within our Counrty have their doors Hinged at the rear (rather than at present) at the front..
This wouldd allow ample time for viewing said "good looking young ladies wearing short skirts & thongs or even no underwear" alighting from said vehicles "in Extreme slow motion"....
This I feel would take the "Inference" off the actual type of vehicle they are alighting from.....
All those in favour please say "AYE" ......
And NOBODY say they aint ever done that ..its the all time No1 favourite trick of the paparatzi (Run to the "Hinged" side of the car door & get a shot up the Celebs kilt!!!!) as they set one leg out of the car!!!
Cat Deely was caught with no drawers on last month in this exact position .......... (Not that I looked on T'internet for it when I was told about it !!!)
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the hooded claw
Well-Known Member
Are the "Slappers" Female or Male (Coz as J The Range is comin over we'll need some "Shirt Lifters" to keep him happy ......)
the hooded claw
Well-Known Member
If you could arrange for Anthony Cotton (Sean, from Corrie) J would be "Made up like"
the hooded claw
Well-Known Member
BUGGER I forgot (yer still in negotiations with Virgin & Sky to get us "Gimp channels"
Corrie = Cornation Street ... ( My Wife says its a programme on the Telly) Never heard of it myself mind !!!!
storm99
Spreading Joy & Harmony
Ahhh..that Corrie..and yes, you'd have to gnaw my legs off to get me off her.
the hooded claw
Well-Known Member
You mean THIS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HELEN FLANAGAN I presume !!!!
MMMMmmmmmm I take your point there Ma Man ...TASTIE!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMmmmmmm I take your point there Ma Man ...TASTIE!!!!!!!!!!
