My Chancellor is out of control.

We have no minor royals..or royals that work in shipyards either...

Bring me the head of X-Factor!
 
My Chancellor is out of control.

We have no minor royals..or royals that work in shipyards either...

Bring me the head of X-Factor!

Sorry you highness i withdraw my remarks. But it is always good to stage a royal wedding now and again to distract the people from the governments unpopular laws and edicts. Never mind maybe a photo of witch finder Claw in his Gimp suit will have the same effect.
 
Sorry you highness i withdraw my remarks. But it is always good to stage a royal wedding now and again to distract the people from the governments unpopular laws and edicts. Never mind maybe a photo of witch finder Claw in his Gimp suit will have the same effect.

Possibly but I think it may scare the natives we need to do something we cant have our royalty popping rivets or popping anything will get us bad press if we had any
 
Possibly but I think it may scare the natives we need to do something we cant have our royalty popping rivets or popping anything will get us bad press if we had any

Yes i agree royalty breeds bad press. The fact that if we had two royal brothers that both looked just like their dad would be embarrasing. Specially if they look like different dads. That would be hard to take.
 
Apparently Prince Harry is very upset at not being invited to the Royal wedding.



It's family only.
 
Yes i agree royalty breeds bad press. The fact that if we had two royal brothers that both looked just like their dad would be embarrasing. Specially if they look like different dads. That would be hard to take.


WOoowah there wammers what are you suggesting ? Think they still hang draw n quarter folks for treason :eek: :eek:
 
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BROMSGROVE DEFENDER has now been appointed as ARMED FORCES MINISTER


The main reason being he lives in Bromsgrove (& is therefore a HARD MAN & his user name was very Apt for the position)
 
True nothing to do with colour or race but attitude. No objection to people coming here as such. As long as they don't want to create a seperate country, with their own laws, within our country, which does seem the case with some. If you don't like it, leave it, is my motto.

As Immigration minister I must state that each and very person to apply for entry will be questioned SAS style and if they fail to convince me thay have no intention of burning poppys or building a mosque on a school or church they will deported to Mars without a space suit.:eek:

Further hot wenches are on there way with beer , your order of red and blonde is duely noted Mr Claw :D
 
As Immigration minister I must state that each and very person to apply for entry will be questioned SAS style and if they fail to convince me thay have no intention of burning poppys or building a mosque on a school or church they will deported to Mars without a space suit.:eek:

Further hot wenches are on there way with beer , your order of red and blonde is duely noted Mr Claw :D

Take it you have your water board and a tap handy then. I have a nice pair of nailpulling pliers if you need to borrow them.:D:D:D
 
As Immigration minister I must state that each and very person to apply for entry will be questioned SAS style and if they fail to convince me thay have no intention of burning poppys or building a mosque on a school or church they will deported to Mars without a space suit.:eek:

Further hot wenches are on there way with beer , your order of red and blonde is duely noted Mr Claw :D

Unfortunately deporting them to Mars is illegal however hanging and decapitation are legal if that helps
 
Also in the interest of health and safety all Arc Welders need to be tested by attaching one contact to a left testicle and the other to the right eye so this may offer a possibility
 

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