Sorry you highness i withdraw my remarks. But it is always good to stage a royal wedding now and again to distract the people from the governments unpopular laws and edicts. Never mind maybe a photo of witch finder Claw in his Gimp suit will have the same effect.
Possibly but I think it may scare the natives we need to do something we cant have our royalty popping rivets or popping anything will get us bad press if we had any
Yes i agree royalty breeds bad press. The fact that if we had two royal brothers that both looked just like their dad would be embarrasing. Specially if they look like different dads. That would be hard to take.
Bromsgrove Defender
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WOoowah there wammers what are you suggesting ? Think they still hang draw n quarter folks for treason
WOoowah there wammers what are you suggesting ? Think they still hang draw n quarter folks for treason
Well it is pretty obvious. Don't you think? DNA test not required.
Bromsgrove Defender
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the hooded claw
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NEWS FLASH
BROMSGROVE DEFENDER has now been appointed as ARMED FORCES MINISTER
The main reason being he lives in Bromsgrove (& is therefore a HARD MAN & his user name was very Apt for the position)
BROMSGROVE DEFENDER has now been appointed as ARMED FORCES MINISTER
The main reason being he lives in Bromsgrove (& is therefore a HARD MAN & his user name was very Apt for the position)
fett
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As Immigration minister I must state that each and very person to apply for entry will be questioned SAS style and if they fail to convince me thay have no intention of burning poppys or building a mosque on a school or church they will deported to Mars without a space suit.
Further hot wenches are on there way with beer , your order of red and blonde is duely noted Mr Claw
As Immigration minister I must state that each and very person to apply for entry will be questioned SAS style and if they fail to convince me thay have no intention of burning poppys or building a mosque on a school or church they will deported to Mars without a space suit.
Further hot wenches are on there way with beer , your order of red and blonde is duely noted Mr Claw
Take it you have your water board and a tap handy then. I have a nice pair of nailpulling pliers if you need to borrow them.
fett
Well-Known Member
Take it you have your water board and a tap handy then. I have a nice pair of nailpulling pliers if you need to borrow them.
I was just gonna use my ****kickin boots
j the range
New Member
nonono fett, you need one of my plusure bars. makes them talk..
As Immigration minister I must state that each and very person to apply for entry will be questioned SAS style and if they fail to convince me thay have no intention of burning poppys or building a mosque on a school or church they will deported to Mars without a space suit.
Further hot wenches are on there way with beer , your order of red and blonde is duely noted Mr Claw
Unfortunately deporting them to Mars is illegal however hanging and decapitation are legal if that helps
